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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Malthus

I never understood the appeal of strip clubs. Wanting naked women and booze is natural enough, but why would you want those things in the company of a crowd of other men?
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Neil

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 05:13:10 PM
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Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 05:08:16 PM
Toss? You stuff them down her g-string.
Why is she wearing a g-string?  She's a stripper.  She's supposed to be naked.

Depending on the state, if they serve booze then that part doesn't come off.
Weird.

Up here, the stripper gets naked, lays down a blanket and then goes around the stage, laying down and posing with a poster or keychain balanced on her anatomy.  You throw loonies and toonies at the prize, and if you can knock it off, you win the prize.  And you drink the whole time.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Neil

Quote from: Malthus on May 25, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
I never understood the appeal of strip clubs. Wanting naked women and booze is natural enough, but why would you want those things in the company of a crowd of other men?
Why not?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Ed Anger

Quote from: Barrister on May 25, 2009, 05:13:41 PM


Lame. :thumbsdown:

I know. But they usually get around that by allowing people to bring their own booze.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

katmai

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 25, 2009, 05:10:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 05:08:16 PM
Toss? You stuff them down her g-string.
Why is she wearing a g-string?  She's a stripper.  She's supposed to be naked.

Depending on the state, if they serve booze then that part doesn't come off.

Or here in alaska, she is still wearing one in first 1-2 songs in set then you get to tossing bills. for the last 2 songs.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Barrister

Quote from: Malthus on May 25, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
I never understood the appeal of strip clubs. Wanting naked women and booze is natural enough, but why would you want those things in the company of a crowd of other men?

There was a one year period in university where me and a number of friends made frequent trips to a strip club.  Never really went much before, or since.

The appeal at least that I found was male cameraderie.  There really aren't any women in the place except for ones who are 'working'.  Its a chance for men to be men, drink, and perhaps be a bit obnoxious.  All while getting to look at naked boobies, and with no other women around to worry about impressing or trying to pick up.

Now the guys who woulc come in in ones or twos, just sit up front and just watch  every girl, impassively, kind of freaked me out.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Barrister on May 25, 2009, 05:38:04 PM


Now the guys who woulc come in in ones or twos, just sit up front and just watch  every girl, impassively, kind of freaked me out.

HEY!  :mad:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

Also, the most entertaining Astrophysicist out there, Neil DeGrasse Tyson:

http://fora.tv/2008/02/19/Neil_DeGrasse_Tyson_Death_by_Black_Hole
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Neil

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 05:39:32 PM
Also, the most entertaining Astrophysicist out there, Neil DeGrasse Tyson:

http://fora.tv/2008/02/19/Neil_DeGrasse_Tyson_Death_by_Black_Hole
That magnificent bastard.  I READ HIS BOOK!
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

katmai

Yeah like his subset of episodes on Nova.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Korea

I went fishing today and caught two GIANT catfishes. And a tiny little other fish.  I've never really gone fishing before. I = skilled because no one else caught anything.
I want my mother fucking points!


garbon

Because Hong Kong always has a shortage of skilled workers? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son