The Off Topic Topic

[jimmy olsen]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Jeffersons and NYPD Blue. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!

That could actually be written and make sense. I've seen dozens of challenges 100 times worse than that.

[Neil]

I hope not. I hate carrying around coins and since I prefer using cash, I'd be pissed off.

Do you actually carry around ones and twos?

What are you?  Poor?

Twenties and hundreds actually. I do usually end up with a wad of ones in my pocket.

And that's the thing.  People have a mental block regarding paper money.  Even if they objectively know that it's worthless, they'll still carry it.  On the other hand, my ones and twos go on my dresser where they belong, only to be carried if I know I'm going to use them in a vending machine or for parking.

[PDH]

I like to give dimes to the poor children.

[Maladict]

Outtakes from upcoming Sesame Street featuring Ricky Gervais 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr9_5uZn6ds

[katmai]

I hope not. I hate carrying around coins and since I prefer using cash, I'd be pissed off.

Do you actually carry around ones and twos?

What are you?  Poor?

Strip Clubs.

[Neil]

I hope not. I hate carrying around coins and since I prefer using cash, I'd be pissed off.

Do you actually carry around ones and twos?

What are you?  Poor?

Strip Clubs.

And?  How in the hell does paper money help you there?

[katmai]

Strip Clubs.

And?  How in the hell does paper money help you there?

Ov vey neil has been hanging around bible thumpers too long.

[Neil]

Strip Clubs.

And?  How in the hell does paper money help you there?

Ov vey neil has been hanging around bible thumpers too long.

I've been to many strip clubs in my time, and I've never seen paper money being used for anything other than buying drinks or private dances.

[Barrister]

Strip Clubs.

And?  How in the hell does paper money help you there?

Ov vey neil has been hanging around bible thumpers too long.

I've been to many strip clubs in my time, and I've never seen paper money being used for anything other than buying drinks or private dances.

It's so that instead of pelting the stripper with loonies (I wonder how many bruises Canadian strippers get from those) you can just toss her a nice, soft paper bill.

Or so I hear...

[Ed Anger]

Strip Clubs.

And?  How in the hell does paper money help you there?

Ov vey neil has been hanging around bible thumpers too long.

I've been to many strip clubs in my time, and I've never seen paper money being used for anything other than buying drinks or private dances.

It's so that instead of pelting the stripper with loonies (I wonder how many bruises Canadian strippers get from those) you can just toss her a nice, soft paper bill.

Or so I hear...

Toss? You stuff them down her g-string.

[Neil]

Strip Clubs.

And?  How in the hell does paper money help you there?

Ov vey neil has been hanging around bible thumpers too long.

I've been to many strip clubs in my time, and I've never seen paper money being used for anything other than buying drinks or private dances.

It's so that instead of pelting the stripper with loonies (I wonder how many bruises Canadian strippers get from those) you can just toss her a nice, soft paper bill.

Or so I hear...

It's not like you throw them like a major league pitcher.

You know, I think stripper profits have actually gone up from making a game out of it.

[katmai]

Toss? You stuff them down her g-string.

[Neil]

Toss? You stuff them down her g-string.

Why is she wearing a g-string?  She's a stripper.  She's supposed to be naked.

[Ed Anger]

Toss? You stuff them down her g-string.

Why is she wearing a g-string?  She's a stripper.  She's supposed to be naked.

Depending on the state, if they serve booze then that part doesn't come off.

[Barrister]

Toss? You stuff them down her g-string.

Why is she wearing a g-string?  She's a stripper.  She's supposed to be naked.

Depending on the state, if they serve booze then that part doesn't come off.

Lame.