The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

it's sure boring here during the mornings

Then beet it.

All you got to do is eat it.

[Josephus]

GEt yourself an egg and heat it.

[CountDeMoney]

It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.

[Ideologue]

it's sure boring here during the mornings

Things don't pick up until the North Americans start their work day.

Lololol. The lazy fucks.

[Ed Anger]

it's sure boring here during the mornings

Things don't pick up until the North Americans start their work day.

Lololol. The lazy fucks.

Sucks to be a peon, doesn't it?

[Ed Anger]

Anyways, Drut the cat (aka Drut the bunnyslayer, sturmgruppenfuhrer Drut)  brought me a gift this morning on the deck. A dead bird. THANKS.

I gave him some tuna and when he wandered off, scooped the bird into a trashcan with a shovel. I AIN'T TOUCHING A DEAD BIRD,.

[CountDeMoney]

I gave him some tuna and when he wandered off, scooped the bird into a trashcan with a shovel. I AIN'T TOUCHING A DEAD BIRD,.

Should've poked it with a stick and chased the child-bride around with it.  She's probably used to it.

[Ed Anger]

I gave him some tuna and when he wandered off, scooped the bird into a trashcan with a shovel. I AIN'T TOUCHING A DEAD BIRD,.

Should've poked it with a stick and chased the child-bride around with it.  She's probably used to it.

The child bride gets poked regularly by me anyways.

[katmai]

Dammit Ed, stop trying to catch the Duggars.

[Ed Anger]

Dammit Ed, stop trying to catch the Duggars.

NEVER.

NO RUBBERS FOR ME.

[Caliga]

Anyways, Drut the cat (aka Drut the bunnyslayer, sturmgruppenfuhrer Drut)  brought me a gift this morning on the deck. A dead bird. THANKS.

I gave him some tuna and when he wandered off, scooped the bird into a trashcan with a shovel. I AIN'T TOUCHING A DEAD BIRD,.

My late cat Caesar brought me a dead mouse once.  I was so proud of him that I petted the shit out of him and called him 'Killer' for weeks afterward.  It was one of only two useful things he did in his entire life, the other one being one time when we ordered a pizza and the pizza boy was at the door but for some dumb reason didn't knock, so Caesar meowed at the pizza boy and that got my attention.

[Eddie Teach]

I always made a point of knocking if I didn't hear the doorbell.

[Caliga]

I honestly can't remember if we had a doorbell there.

[Eddie Teach]

Oh and also I have a cat named Killer. My sister wanted to name it Precious but when we found out he was a male, we went with Killer instead.

[DGuller]

Oh and also I have a cat named Killer. My sister wanted to name it Precious but when we found out he was a male, we went with Killer instead.

That was good of her.  Killer would never live it down with other cats if he were called Precious.