The Off Topic Topic

[jimmy olsen]

doesnt look like i'm visiting the UK this summer afterall. can't find a trip that costs less than £1000 and my family tell me not to waste so much.

"Hey Mum, I'm going to come home this summer...."

"STAY WHERE YOU ARE"

Something like that?

You're back in top form

[Josquius]

doesnt look like i'm visiting the UK this summer afterall. can't find a trip that costs less than £1000 and my family tell me not to waste so much.

"Hey Mum, I'm going to come home this summer...."

"STAY WHERE YOU ARE"

Something like that?

No,more  like "it costs a ridiculous amount of money and your grandad really won't like it if you blow that much, he doesn't like people making a fuss of him. We don't know how long he's got, it could be a while yet."

[Josephus]

If they really wanted to see you, they'd chip in.

[Lettow77]

doesnt look like i'm visiting the UK this summer afterall. can't find a trip that costs less than £1000 and my family tell me not to waste so much.

But I'll be in Japan this summer. It'll be fun! 

[Admiral Yi]

doesnt look like i'm visiting the UK this summer afterall. can't find a trip that costs less than £1000 and my family tell me not to waste so much.

But I'll be in Japan this summer. It'll be fun! 

Neither of you would understand a word the other is saying.

[MadImmortalMan]

John Travolta has been sued by a masseur, who claims the actor tried to have sex with him during a session.

According to the lawsuit, Travolta saw the masseur's ad online, and scheduled an appointment for $200 an hour. The masseur did not know it was Travolta when the appointment was booked, but followed instructions and met up with a black Lexus SUV, which Travolta was driving.

According to the suit, Travolta and the masseur, who says he saw Trojan condoms in the center console, drove to the Beverly Hills Hotel and went to Travolta's bungalow.

The suit claims Travolta stripped naked, appearing semi-erect. The masseur says he told Travolta to lay down on the table and the first hour went without incident. Then, according to legal docs, Travolta began rubbing the masseur's leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis.

The masseur claims he told Travolta he did not have sex with his clients, but Travolta was undeterred, offering to do a "reverse massage," adding, "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!!!"

The suit goes on to allege Travolta then masturbated and told the masseur he got to where he was "due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his 'Welcome Back Kotter' days," adding "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

The masseur -- who is only listed as John Doe -- claims Travolta called him a loser, but then doubled the hourly rate and sent him on his way.

The suit seeks $2 million plus punitive damages.

Travolta's reps could not be reached for comment.

[MadImmortalMan]

The top three sellers on Amazon right now are the three volumes of "Fifty Shades of Grey".


These ladies sure do love their submissive erotica don't they.

[Ed Anger]

The top three sellers on Amazon right now are the three volumes of "Fifty Shades of Grey".


These ladies sure do love their submissive erotica don't they.

Women deep down want to submit to men.

[Neil]

I caught some of Whale Wars: Viking something. Annoying animal rights activists vs Danes. WHO TO ROOT FOR?

*Danes flash knives*

The Danes. BOARD THEM!

Heh, if I had my way, the Sea Shepard would have an SM1 launcher, above-deck torpedo tubes, and a CISW, just to be sure.

If I had my way, the members of Sea Shepard would have nooses around their necks.

[Ed Anger]

I caught some of Whale Wars: Viking something. Annoying animal rights activists vs Danes. WHO TO ROOT FOR?

*Danes flash knives*

The Danes. BOARD THEM!

Heh, if I had my way, the Sea Shepard would have an SM1 launcher, above-deck torpedo tubes, and a CISW, just to be sure.

If I had my way, the members of Sea Shepard would have nooses around their necks.

or the French could blow up their ships.

[Neil]

I caught some of Whale Wars: Viking something. Annoying animal rights activists vs Danes. WHO TO ROOT FOR?

*Danes flash knives*

The Danes. BOARD THEM!

Heh, if I had my way, the Sea Shepard would have an SM1 launcher, above-deck torpedo tubes, and a CISW, just to be sure.

If I had my way, the members of Sea Shepard would have nooses around their necks.

or the French could blow up their ships.

I approve of the French Navy striking the Sea Shepard the way the RN struck them in 1940.

[CountDeMoney]

The top three sellers on Amazon right now are the three volumes of "Fifty Shades of Grey".


These ladies sure do love their submissive erotica don't they.

Yeah, talking to a lady friend of mine about that shit the other day;  I mean, c'mon, I can put a dog collar on you and smack you around, too.  Don't need to read about it.

The kicker:  male protagonist is immensely wealthy.  That's the key.

[CountDeMoney]

The top three sellers on Amazon right now are the three volumes of "Fifty Shades of Grey".


These ladies sure do love their submissive erotica don't they.

Women deep down want to submit to men immensely wealthy men.

FYP

[CountDeMoney]

All you anti-Sea Shepard assclowns are assclowns.

[Razgovory]

I saw the biggest centipede/millipede I've ever seen crawling up my wall.  I sprayed him/her with bug spray.  Hopefully that killed it.  It was really kind of creepy.