The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, I just glanced down at her, and she's all, like, "Try it, playa. See what happens."

[Razgovory]

So the cat talks to you?  And they call me crazy.

[Ed Anger]

We long time cat owners develop a ability to communicate with our cats. I can give mine complex battle plans to attack rabbit hordes.

[CountDeMoney]

Cats are supernatural creatures and provide detection and protection from those entities from other dimensions, which is why I sleep soundly during the witching hour.

And yes, we telepathically communicate.  In fact, she's telling me to feed her now.

[CountDeMoney]

I wish she could telepathically communicate with my downstairs neighbors, and convince them to kill themselves one at a time, starting with the teenager.  But alas, I fear the concrete is too thick.

[Barrister]

Cats are supernatural creatures and provide detection and protection from those entities from other dimensions, which is why I sleep soundly during the witching hour.

And yes, we telepathically communicate.  In fact, she's telling me to feed her now.

The only telepathic communications I get from my cat is "GIVE ME SCRATCHES!  I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN YOUR WORK SUIT!  LOVE ME!"

Damn needy bastard.

[Razgovory]

Cats are supernatural creatures and provide detection and protection from those entities from other dimensions, which is why I sleep soundly during the witching hour.

And yes, we telepathically communicate.  In fact, she's telling me to feed her now.

All my cats ever do is meow at me when they are hungry or want to be petted.  They don't even warn when the walls are about to bleed.

You all are a bunch of loonies.

[Ed Anger]

When a cat starts running around a room he or she is trying to prevent aliens from affecting the earth's rotation.

[CountDeMoney]

Cats are supernatural creatures and provide detection and protection from those entities from other dimensions, which is why I sleep soundly during the witching hour.

And yes, we telepathically communicate.  In fact, she's telling me to feed her now.

All my cats ever do is meow at me when they are hungry or want to be petted.  They don't even warn when the walls are about to bleed.

You all are a bunch of loonies.

You're obviously not communicating with them.  Don't blame the cats for your shortcomings.

[DGuller]

Cats are supernatural creatures and provide detection and protection from those entities from other dimensions, which is why I sleep soundly during the witching hour.

And yes, we telepathically communicate.  In fact, she's telling me to feed her now.

All my cats ever do is meow at me when they are hungry or want to be petted.  They don't even warn when the walls are about to bleed.

You all are a bunch of loonies.

You're obviously not communicating with them.  Don't blame the cats for your shortcomings.

The cats put Raz on ignore. 

[CountDeMoney]

 

[Razgovory]

 

[sbr]

 

[Ideologue]

Cats are supernatural creatures and provide detection and protection from those entities from other dimensions, which is why I sleep soundly during the witching hour.

And yes, we telepathically communicate.  In fact, she's telling me to feed her now.

The only telepathic communications I get from my cat is "GIVE ME SCRATCHES!  I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN YOUR WORK SUIT!  LOVE ME!"

Damn needy bastard.

No shit.

"LOLOLOLOL I wonder who'll get tired first, me jumping on the table, or you putting me back on the floor?  SMART MONEY'S ON YOU."

[Eddie Teach]

I'd put a laughing smilie here, but Ide broke the chain.