The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

Golf's not that obscure, as it's practically the only sport people over 40 are still comfortable playing.

It's obscure in terms of Languish fanboys.

In other words, the Big Bean hasn't started a fantasy golf thread.

Golf is fun to play, but about as much fun as bamboo shoots up your dick to watch.  Just can't do it.  Or watch golf, for that matter.

[katmai]

And i nevah will!!!1

[Ed Anger]

I need to dust my clubs off and murder some perfectly good titleist balls.

[Valmy]

The surprise leader after two days of play at the Masters is Freddy Couples.

Is he going to party like its 1989?

[Ed Anger]

I spent an hour filling 50 plastic eggs with various candies. I felt like a Cong soldier building booby traps.

[Admiral Yi]

Golf is fun to play

What's the longest you ever lasted without snapping all your shafts?

[PDH]

I spent an hour filling 50 plastic eggs with various candies. I felt like a Cong soldier building booby traps.

You are only truly a merchant of evil if some had only black jellybeans and year-old peep parts in them.  The kids need to learn that sometimes there is death awaiting.

[CountDeMoney]

Golf is fun to play

What's the longest you ever lasted without snapping all your shafts?

  Actually, I've never had a single meltdown on the course or the range.  I reserve that for the workplace.

I think what helped me from getting all bent out of shape over golf is, when I started, the first thing I did was to get lessons.  Found a retired old Mr. Miyagi-type that was all about form and contact.  Hell, it wasn't until the third month that I was even allowed to pick up a driver, or progress to a back swing.  Wax on, wax off.

But no, I don't ever get frustrated over golf.  Funny, that.

[CountDeMoney]

I spent an hour filling 50 plastic eggs with various candies. I felt like a Cong soldier building booby traps.

You are only truly a merchant of evil if some had only black jellybeans and year-old peep parts in them.  The kids need to learn that sometimes there is death awaiting.

Don't worry, I'm sure he's got the yard daisychained with bouncing betties for the easter egg hunt tomorrow.

[Ed Anger]

I spent an hour filling 50 plastic eggs with various candies. I felt like a Cong soldier building booby traps.

You are only truly a merchant of evil if some had only black jellybeans and year-old peep parts in them.  The kids need to learn that sometimes there is death awaiting.

I should have brought out the old candy corn.

[PDH]

Don't worry, I'm sure he's got the yard daisychained with bouncing betties for the easter egg hunt tomorrow.

Probably tunnels too...

[Ed Anger]

I spent an hour filling 50 plastic eggs with various candies. I felt like a Cong soldier building booby traps.

You are only truly a merchant of evil if some had only black jellybeans and year-old peep parts in them.  The kids need to learn that sometimes there is death awaiting.

Don't worry, I'm sure he's got the yard daisychained with bouncing betties for the easter egg hunt tomorrow.

That is Brigadefuhrer Drut's job. Little kitty surprises for all the screaming little girls running around.

[PDH]

I should have brought out the old candy corn.

I was thinking of candy corn in my first post, but by now I figured it had been used up over winter to provide traction on the sidewalk.

[Ed Anger]

I should have brought out the old candy corn.

I was thinking of candy corn in my first post, but by now I figured it had been used up over winter to provide traction on the sidewalk.

Our supply was unused.

[CountDeMoney]

Just remember to stock up on Cadbury Creme Eggs, in violation of several arms limitations treaties.  They take them off the shelves next week.