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MadImmortalMan

#13995
February 13, 2012, 01:07:34 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 13, 2012, 12:55:24 PM

Here's your over-the-top, condescending, if-you-don't-buy-me-shit-you-don't-get-laid Valentine's Day commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWrJgFjxlS0

Give, and you shall receive?  Fuck you.

Never accept the premise that sex is a trade or a quid pro quo. You give her sex, and in return she gives you sex. That's it.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

HVC

#13996
February 13, 2012, 01:07:57 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 13, 2012, 01:05:17 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 13, 2012, 12:42:25 PM
Does Valentine's Day get really heavy handily marketed to ladies or something?  I mean all I ever wanted was to be in a relationship and get married so I am hardly some cynical dude but when I was single I didn't give a shit about Valentine's Day.

Well, aren't you special and so totally above it all?  PRICK.
As a guy Valentines day isn't here to make you feel bad, it's here to make you buy shit. so really, you should be happy
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Razgovory

#13997
February 13, 2012, 01:10:01 PM
Snowed today. :mad:
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

#13998
February 13, 2012, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 13, 2012, 01:05:17 PM
Well, aren't you special and so totally above it all?  PRICK.

Yeah not really.  I am a total softy I just found it pretty easy to ignore.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#13999
February 13, 2012, 01:14:41 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 13, 2012, 12:55:24 PM
Here's your over-the-top, condescending, if-you-don't-buy-me-shit-you-don't-get-laid Valentine's Day commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWrJgFjxlS0

Give, and you shall receive?  Fuck you.

Did she say something?  I guess I wasn't listening.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

lustindarkness

#14000
February 13, 2012, 01:36:39 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on February 13, 2012, 01:10:01 PM
Snowed today. :mad:

But the question is: Do you like pancakes?
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Admiral Yi

#14001
February 13, 2012, 01:36:59 PM
I agree with Hillary that Valentine's is about upside for guys and avoiding downside for chicks.

CountDeMoney

#14002
February 13, 2012, 02:03:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 13, 2012, 01:07:34 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 13, 2012, 12:55:24 PM

Here's your over-the-top, condescending, if-you-don't-buy-me-shit-you-don't-get-laid Valentine's Day commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWrJgFjxlS0

Give, and you shall receive?  Fuck you.

Never accept the premise that sex is a trade or a quid pro quo. You give her sex, and in return she gives you sex. That's it.

Try telling her that.

MadImmortalMan

#14003
February 13, 2012, 02:31:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 13, 2012, 02:03:10 PM

Try telling her that.

Or don't. Just walk away.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Lettow77

#14004
February 13, 2012, 02:31:30 PM
 I will be spending valentines alone in my crystal fortress. I did send the questing beast her obligatory message, however. :)
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Eddie Teach

#14005
February 13, 2012, 02:51:44 PM
Valentine's Day only sucks if you think about it. I don't.  :)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

lustindarkness

#14006
February 13, 2012, 03:55:49 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 13, 2012, 02:51:44 PM
Valentine's Day only sucks if you think about it. I don't.  :)

Hopefully Valentine's Day will suck.  :perv:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

MadImmortalMan

#14007
February 13, 2012, 04:42:03 PM
I'm not liking twitter's new layout. They moved the feed to the right side. It feels wrong.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

CountDeMoney

#14008
February 13, 2012, 04:43:52 PM
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