The Off Topic Topic

[Valmy]

Here you go Languish I you all

[MadImmortalMan]

http://www.businessinsider.com/map-of-the-day-track-the-giant-mass-of-tsunami-debris-headed-for-the-us-2012-2

[Duque de Bragança]

Yesterday a kid pointed at me and said 'Look Mummy!  It's Johnny English!'

I am livid.

I get called John Lennon all the time 

[CountDeMoney]

[Ideologue]

What? Don't misunderstand in the least. Also, well out of my league? Goodness! The questing beast is rather homely, and sickly; she announces she is "independent" while independently living in her parents' house, cannot hold a job, does not know the grace of bangs, wasn't kissed until she was over 18, adores trashy vampire "literature", and has nothing interesting to say or do. Moreover, she contains slavic blood.

If she had sexual desire in me, i'd be mortified; I have rejected 3D women's impure advances, after all.

All of this said, the Questing Beast exists to be pursued without any reason, and she is the Questing Beast, so she will receive epistles of praise and letters of longing for as long as we both endure- assuming she remains an undefiled virgin as pure as the driven snow, that is. She is in this respect at least pleasant- her numerous failings have served to keep her isolated from contamination.

This is what I get for asking rhetorical questions.

The only part I fully understood was the one about bangs.  Blunt bangs are a treasure, yes.  Homely is fine as long as she's <110.

[Lettow77]

This is what I get for asking rhetorical questions.

The only part I fully understood was the one about bangs.  Blunt bangs are a treasure, yes.  Homely is fine as long as she's <110.

　Under 110?! You're being absolutely absurd; you know the state I live in!

They say go big or go home, but going big is the practice here at home.

[Habbaku]

This is what I get for asking rhetorical questions.

The only part I fully understood was the one about bangs.  Blunt bangs are a treasure, yes.  Homely is fine as long as she's <110.

　Under 110?! You're being absolutely absurd; you know the state I live in!

Obesity?

[Eddie Teach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPiJEO9S4-s&feature=g-u-u&context=G236d01cFUAAAAAAABAA

Interactive valentine.

[mongers]

I sitting here with my trousers around my ankles...... 

I'm waiting for a wound to dry/scab over. 

[DGuller]

I sitting here with my trousers around my ankles...... 

I'm waiting for a wound to dry/scab over. 

I guess sometimes you shouldn't ask for anal.

[Jacob]

well then, in that case, wouldn't you be a hipster in your attention whoring attempt to kill yourself?

One of us clearly doesn't know what the word "hipster" means. I'm betting it's you.

Nah he's got it. Hipster means "someone I don't like, inconsistently justified by aesthetics".

[mongers]

I sitting here with my trousers around my ankles...... 

I'm waiting for a wound to dry/scab over. 

I guess sometimes you shouldn't ask for anal.

Luckily just a bike accident, though I've heard about bike and headsets re-arranging 'tackle' in some accidents. 

[sbr]

Are you lonely on Valentine's Day?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/index.html

[Neil]

This is what I get for asking rhetorical questions.

The only part I fully understood was the one about bangs.  Blunt bangs are a treasure, yes.  Homely is fine as long as she's <110.

　Under 110?! You're being absolutely absurd; you know the state I live in!

They say go big or go home, but going big is the practice here at home.

Ideologue is weird.  His illness is so profound as to make Raz look same.

That said, mock-pursuing a girl you're not attracted to is cruel and ungentlemanly.

[garbon]

What VD means to me - drinking Sofia Coppola champagne (carbonated white wine) in class and get my little sister to score me a free burrito from her work.