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CountDeMoney

#12795
December 30, 2011, 02:31:31 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 30, 2011, 12:53:27 PM
Like Money said:

QuoteYou don't have to be a fat fuck to develop diabetes by the time you're 35. Enjoy your insulin!

It's always five years out, isn't it?  Been hearing a variation on that tune since I was 15.

Sorry, dude.  It's been so long around here, I keep forgetting you're no longer a 23 year old ass clown who breaks out in handcuffs because he's allergic to alcohol.  Wow, how time flies.

CountDeMoney

#12796
December 30, 2011, 02:33:19 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 30, 2011, 01:22:44 PM
Indeed irrc there's some disaese you can develop from relying too much on corn,

I think it's rheumatoid arthritis.

Ideologue

#12797
December 30, 2011, 10:09:07 PM
Ate a six pack of Klondike Bars for lunch and dinner.  I ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ed Anger

#12798
December 30, 2011, 10:19:08 PM
 :lol:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

#12799
December 30, 2011, 10:46:32 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ideologue

#12800
December 30, 2011, 11:05:04 PM
Groovy.

My sexbot should have proper eyebrows though.  I assume that's modular?
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

jimmy olsen

#12801
December 30, 2011, 11:22:53 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ideologue

#12802
December 30, 2011, 11:33:22 PM Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 11:35:04 PM by Ideologue
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 30, 2011, 11:22:53 PM
:D

http://creativecriminals.com/print/mtv-sex-is-no-accident/

The artist's vision of how the world should be is appealing.

Quote from: Ed:lol:

And also a Volcano Burrito sub beans for beef.

Total calories for the day: 2360, including the three or four Reese's miniatures I may or may not have eaten this morning.  And that's assuming that beans have as many calories as beef.  Look at me, I'm dying of heart failure!
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Neil

#12803
December 31, 2011, 12:36:35 AM
You certainly exhibit some magical thinking vis-a-vis food.  All calories are not born equal.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

jimmy olsen

#12804
December 31, 2011, 04:57:56 AM
If Audie Murphy had fought in Korea, would he have titled his 2nd book/movie "There and Back Again"?  :hmm:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

The Brain

#12805
December 31, 2011, 05:16:31 AM
Another 38th Parallel?
Pork Chop Hill Soldier 2?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

jimmy olsen

#12806
December 31, 2011, 09:59:27 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

jimmy olsen

#12807
December 31, 2011, 11:12:33 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 31, 2011, 05:16:31 AM
Another 38th Parallel?
Pork Chop Hill Soldier 2?
A rare swing and a miss by The Brian -_-
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

The Brain

#12808
December 31, 2011, 11:15:38 AM
At least I try. I regret nothing.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#12809
December 31, 2011, 11:25:00 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 31, 2011, 11:15:38 AM
At least I try.

Your America-bashing is pretty damn lazy though.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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