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garbon

#8160
May 25, 2011, 04:21:09 PM
What a lovely day. Had a late lunch break and sat in the sun with a glass of champagne. :ccr
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#8161
May 25, 2011, 04:35:27 PM
Storms and Cicadas.  Great.  I hate those little bugs.  Every 13 years you get millions of them all over the place.  It's extremely unpleasant to see thousands of them clinging to the side of my house.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#8162
May 25, 2011, 04:55:16 PM
I like how several of those monuments are covered in graffiti.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ideologue

#8163
May 25, 2011, 05:05:14 PM
I would pay basically any amount of money for an Atom Heart Mother-length song that's just Michael Bolton summarizing movies he's watched.

Or to fuck the model portraying Bolton-Montana's "basehead wife," while we're at it.

Quote from: RazgovoryIt's extremely unpleasant to see thousands of them clinging to the side of my house.

A cicada or a locust or something like that flew into my neck and got stuck between that and my collar once.  I thought it was a fucking bat.  (I'm glad, because I'd have felt mildly guilty about crushing the life out of a bat.)
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Pedrito

#8164
May 25, 2011, 05:05:28 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on May 25, 2011, 12:21:22 PM
Abandoned Communist monuments :

http://www.cracktwo.com/2011/04/25-abandoned-soviet-monuments-that-look.html
I like them. And I think the Kadinjača one is Monkeybutt's Great Vagina Wall transported to former Yugoslavia.

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Razgovory

#8165
May 25, 2011, 06:06:30 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 25, 2011, 05:05:14 PM
I would pay basically any amount of money for an Atom Heart Mother-length song that's just Michael Bolton summarizing movies he's watched.

Or to fuck the model portraying Bolton-Montana's "basehead wife," while we're at it.

Quote from: RazgovoryIt's extremely unpleasant to see thousands of them clinging to the side of my house.

A cicada or a locust or something like that flew into my neck and got stuck between that and my collar once.  I thought it was a fucking bat.  (I'm glad, because I'd have felt mildly guilty about crushing the life out of a bat.)

Back in 1998 there was this grand conjunction of Cicadas.  The 13 year brood and the 17 year brood appeared all at once.  It was fucking creepy.  The ground looked like it was moving and branches were crashing from trees under the weight of them all.  And the noise!  There was no where to go to get away from the deafening sound of them all.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

#8166
May 26, 2011, 11:50:14 AM
uh oh...

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

DGuller

#8167
May 26, 2011, 12:17:17 PM
Uh oh what?

The Larch

#8168
May 26, 2011, 12:18:45 PM
Quote from: DGuller on May 26, 2011, 12:17:17 PM
Uh oh what?

Mrs. Obama looks like a 70s blaxploitation movie star.

Josquius

#8169
May 26, 2011, 12:18:50 PM
It looks like Mrs Obama has crazy big hair if you look at that picture from an angle.
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DGuller

#8170
May 26, 2011, 12:23:19 PM
Yeah, I saw that, but isn't that an obvious photoshop?

DGuller

#8171
May 26, 2011, 12:23:54 PM
Oh, I see, the crazy hair is actually something hanging on the wall.

Grey Fox

#8172
May 26, 2011, 12:47:31 PM
It's a Plant...
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garbon

#8173
May 26, 2011, 12:48:19 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#8174
May 26, 2011, 06:25:19 PM
Not sure why Mrs. Obama growing a 'fro would be something worrisome.  :huh:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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