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[jimmy olsen]

 

[Barrister]

Most of that uncle advice is only good if you're 100% sure you're never having kids.

Otherwise... what goes around comes around. 

[HisMajestyBOB]

Thinking about going to China for a semester to study (and teach on the side  ) then apply to Anheuser-Busch's Global Management Trainee program.

Or just the program.

[Josquius]

Aren't you a bit old for school? Already set on a career path and all that?

[MadImmortalMan]

[Slargos]

It's all a matter of perspective, innit. 

The sun IS relatively small when you compare it to all the things around you.

[Ideologue]

"Why, in arcseconds, the Earth is substantially larger.  Your question needs to be more specific."

[Josquius]

Fook!!
I've just heard Pulp have reformed to play some festival in London.
Gragh! Really wish I lived in London right now....yes....I would even do that for Pulp.

[Ideologue]

I think I can say now that the remedies exam I just took sucked balls, and it's pretty much entirely my own fault.  I forgot my anonymous ID number and had to waste twenty-five minutes getting it.

Oh, well, a C at this point is basically immaterial, although I was pleased that I'd punched back over the 3.00 line due to my rockin' grade for defending alleged wifebeaters.

[katmai]

And now I'm finally an uncle. 42 hours of labour. Good Friday indeed.

I shall never forgive you Liep.

[Liep]

I shall never forgive you Liep.

For the blasphemic pun or that you're not the father of my nephew?

[katmai]

YES!

[stjaba]

Oh, well, a C at this point is basically immaterial, although I was pleased that I'd punched back over the 3.00 line due to my rockin' grade for defending alleged wifebeaters.

I'm hoping to do a prosecution clinic in a year. Obviously, you were on the opposite side, but useful experience or waste of time?

[Liep]

YES!

Well, I'll try to not use religion as a source for my poor puns in the future!

[Josquius]

Best quote this week, from Charlie Brooker: "Well yes, the press are getting very excited about the royal wedding, they're saying that Kate Middleton looks set to be the new Diana. Which is ironic. Since its due to the press that we need a new Diana."