The Off Topic Topic

[Grey Fox]

Maybe outwest!

[Ideologue]

Which flag will you fly?

While the Republic of China is a fine nation, and while my Asian neighbors might appreciate it, I rather doubt it.

I'll probably start with the Maple Leaf, then mix in Alberta / Manitoba / Yukon, and on special days when I want to piss people off, either the American or Israeli flags.

Would've solved some problems.

[Slargos]

The Israeli flag is unacceptable, because I hate terrorism.

Coming from a guy whose flag has a maple leaf on it.  A fucking leaf.

So?  My country wasn't founded by terrorists.  In fact, my country was founded to fight terrorists.

RIP

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folke_Bernadotte

There is of course no need to remind the world that the jews are murderous scum since, you know, the entire Jesus thing. However, it doesn't hurt to keep certain symbols alive. 

[The Brain]

The Israeli flag is unacceptable, because I hate terrorism.

Coming from a guy whose flag has a maple leaf on it.  A fucking leaf.

So?  My country wasn't founded by terrorists.  In fact, my country was founded to fight terrorists.

RIP

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folke_Bernadotte

He was an officer in my regiment.

Jews. Why did it have to be Jews?

[Liep]

Telling a 100 drunk passengers that we'll be delayed for another 20 minutes is not the favorite part of my job, but hey, i got free wifi on the train and a comfy chair, screw the passengers, right? Right? My coffee supply is running low though.

[Slargos]

Telling a 100 drunk passengers that we'll be delayed for another 20 minutes is not the favorite part of my job, but hey, i got free wifi on the train and a comfy chair, screw the passengers, right? Right? My coffee supply is running low though.

"And I told them we would be 20 minutes delayed on account of works on the track, when in reality Hans-Christian was busy masturbating, and I was timing him to settle a bet. Oh, how we laughed."

[garbon]

Telling a 100 drunk passengers that we'll be delayed for another 20 minutes is not the favorite part of my job, but hey, i got free wifi on the train and a comfy chair, screw the passengers, right? Right? My coffee supply is running low though.

Saw this online:

My favorite subway announcement, some years ago, while waiting for an uptown A at 42nd Street:

"We apologize for the delay, but you should be used to it by now."

Those of us listening laughed, and the wait didn't seem so bad.

[Liep]

It really shouldn't have surprised them. We had some wind today and with our neglected infrastructure that means broken powerlines and massive delays

I might use that one next time, though.

[Josquius]

Telling a 100 drunk passengers that we'll be delayed for another 20 minutes is not the favorite part of my job, but hey, i got free wifi on the train and a comfy chair, screw the passengers, right? Right? My coffee supply is running low though.

You're a train driver?

[MadImmortalMan]

Telling a 100 drunk passengers that we'll be delayed for another 20 minutes is not the favorite part of my job, but hey, i got free wifi on the train and a comfy chair, screw the passengers, right? Right? My coffee supply is running low though.

You're a train driver?

What tipped you off?

[MadImmortalMan]

My wife is pissed because the hott babe she's in love with got kicked off American Idol. 

I watched a few episodes about a month ago, the voters kicked off most of the hott babes on the first cut after the judges were done. That and the boring performances all around have made me decide to sit the season out.

Theory: The primary audience for the show is women. And the bitches don't like each other. Women are too competitive with each other. Too eager to vote off the girls. She said there's only 2 girls left and like 7 guys. And from what I saw they all looked like douches.

[Josquius]

The theory works. Its always talentless annoying pretty boys who win the British one.

What tipped you off?

Just the first time he's mentioned it. Unexpected.

[Admiral Yi]

Just the first time he's mentioned it. Unexpected.

You just don't pay attention.  Liep won't shut up about it.  Train driver this, train driver that.

[Ed Anger]

Leonardo DiCaprio, the later years.

[jimmy olsen]

Telling a 100 drunk passengers that we'll be delayed for another 20 minutes is not the favorite part of my job, but hey, i got free wifi on the train and a comfy chair, screw the passengers, right? Right? My coffee supply is running low though.

You're a train driver?

We've know this for years.