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Razgovory

#6180
March 28, 2010, 01:51:05 PM
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#6181
March 28, 2010, 01:55:12 PM
This had better be second known example of human Parthenogenesis.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

#6182
March 28, 2010, 02:17:01 PM
Heh.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Agelastus

#6183
March 28, 2010, 02:18:17 PM
Raz needs a drink. So do I.
"Come grow old with me
The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."

Eddie Teach

#6184
March 28, 2010, 02:32:14 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 28, 2010, 01:51:05 PM
GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH

Now see, if she had just been a cocksucker none of this would have happened.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#6185
March 28, 2010, 03:31:13 PM
Well I took all my anxiety medicine for the day just now.  Maybe I'll move on to drinking.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Grey Fox

#6186
March 28, 2010, 05:45:31 PM
It's just a kid. Help out, everything will be a-ok.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Capetan Mihali

#6187
March 28, 2010, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 28, 2010, 03:31:13 PM
Well I took all my anxiety medicine for the day just now.  Maybe I'll move on to drinking.

What kind of medicine?
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Razgovory

#6188
March 28, 2010, 06:09:59 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 28, 2010, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 28, 2010, 03:31:13 PM
Well I took all my anxiety medicine for the day just now.  Maybe I'll move on to drinking.

What kind of medicine?

Adavant.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#6189
March 28, 2010, 06:27:57 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#6190
March 28, 2010, 06:48:04 PM
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#6191
March 29, 2010, 12:04:02 AM
Quote from: jamesww on March 28, 2010, 06:58:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 28, 2010, 01:41:54 PM
Jesus Christ.  I just found out my idiot sister is pregnant.  She's 20 years old and dating the stupidest man alive. :bleeding:

No way did I knock up your sister.  :glare:

Okay, second stupidest man alive.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#6192
March 29, 2010, 12:26:13 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

#6193
March 29, 2010, 06:39:55 AM
I just can't convince myself to work...
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Grey Fox

#6194
March 29, 2010, 06:46:17 AM
Today my work place finally moves away from Lotus Notes & into the Microsoft Outlook empire.

I welcome it. Well, I would, if it was working.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.
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