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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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garbon

Quote from: Neil on March 04, 2010, 08:34:07 PM
More money for schools in the poorest state in the Union?  How odd.

I think Arnold has approved cuts to school budgets.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Cerr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY

It's like a weird mix of 'My Lovely Horse' from Father Ted and a David Lynch nightmare.

MadBurgerMaker

Oh yeah I got the car repainted, and within a month or so, that section is already needing more paint.  I think I need to start burning shit down.

MadBurgerMaker

 :lol:  My wife just came downstairs with a little miniature cake (candles lit) and candy and presents for me. :wub:

CountDeMoney

Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on March 05, 2010, 06:48:24 AM
:lol:  My wife just came downstairs with a little miniature cake (candles lit) and candy and presents for me. :wub:

That's just so fucking sweet. 
If she were really cool, she'd let you pour the candlewax on her tits for you.

Josquius

Quote from: Cerr on March 05, 2010, 04:25:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY

It's like a weird mix of 'My Lovely Horse' from Father Ted and a David Lynch nightmare.
I didn't know you still got Irish people like that. Ouch. :lol:
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MadBurgerMaker

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Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 05, 2010, 06:50:13 AM
That's just so fucking sweet. 
If she were really cool, she'd let you pour the candlewax on her tits for you.

She's not that cool (she has the flu  :P).

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Quote from: Cerr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY

It's like a weird mix of 'My Lovely Horse' from Father Ted and a David Lynch nightmare.

What the christ

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Tyr on March 05, 2010, 06:53:17 AM
Quote from: Cerr on March 05, 2010, 04:25:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY

It's like a weird mix of 'My Lovely Horse' from Father Ted and a David Lynch nightmare.
I didn't know you still got Irish people like that. Ouch. :lol:

That music makes me want to punch a kid with leukemia.

Although, I'd fuck the daughter, and beat the mom until she ate her own daughter out. Then I'd sell the boy to Grallon for two cartons of cigarettes.

Cerr

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 05, 2010, 06:57:04 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 05, 2010, 06:53:17 AM
Quote from: Cerr on March 05, 2010, 04:25:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY

It's like a weird mix of 'My Lovely Horse' from Father Ted and a David Lynch nightmare.
I didn't know you still got Irish people like that. Ouch. :lol:

That music makes me want to punch a kid with leukemia.

Although, I'd fuck the daughter, and beat the mom until she ate her own daughter out. Then I'd sell the boy to Grallon for two cartons of cigarettes.
:lol:

Zanza

I just read that the entry level salary without benefits for a EU commission civil servant is about 4000 Euro. I wonder if I should apply. :p

Syt

For the record: I love the Capital One viking commercials.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

Quote from: Zanza on March 05, 2010, 08:24:31 AM
I just read that the entry level salary without benefits for a EU commission civil servant is about 4000 Euro. I wonder if I should apply. :p

Apply for the UN office in Austria instead. After some time you can get a diplomat's license plate, and, as the UN City is extraterritorial, you pay no income tax.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Korea

Quote from: Tyr on March 04, 2010, 08:31:41 AM
Everyone in the world has heard this by now right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsvu5Sz8bTw
'tis lolly if not

It made me lol.
I want my mother fucking points!

Syt

Forgot to put my earplugs in yesterday when I went to bed, so I woke up to the sounds of my neighbour making breakfast at 5:30 am. The walls between our apartments shut out the sounds well, normally, but his kitchen is directly against my bed/living room wall, so everything he does on the counter or in the sink sounds like he's doing it right next to my bed. Which he technically does.

He should leave for work in a couple minutes, though.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: Syt on March 05, 2010, 11:31:43 AM
For the record: I love the Capital One viking commercials.

Me too. :D
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help