The Off Topic Topic

[Josephus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9jz0G-RrDs

[Josquius]

The cat won't stop meowing, I think she's too stupid to remember the kittens were sold and can't figure out where they are. Gragh.

[MadImmortalMan]

My wife created a twitter account for our cat. I will be murdering them both shortly.

[jimmy olsen]

The cat won't stop meowing, I think she's too stupid to remember the kittens were sold and can't figure out where they are. Gragh.

She's a cat, she doesn't understand the concept of sales. What she remembers is you aiding and abetting in the kidnapping of her kittens. Watch out or she'll gut you in your sleep.

[Razgovory]

My wife created a twitter account for our cat. I will be murdering them both shortly.

The cat is innocent.  Kill the woman, keep the cat.  Live like CdM.

[Zanza]

I gave back my leased car today. A Mercedes SLK.

It had one scratch on the back fender that I hadn't really noticed under all the dirt. But it was visible after I washed the car. Oh well. There goes the rebate when you bring back the car in perfect condition.

Then I gave the car to the inspection guys there. They found minor scratches in various locations and hail damage worth more than 1000 Euro. WTF.

My next question was obviously whether I have to pay for that.

Luckily I don't as it is covered. 

I wonder if they will rent out another car to me at some point. Hmm.

[The Larch]

I gave back my leased car today. A Mercedes SLK.

It had one scratch on the back fender that I hadn't really noticed under all the dirt. But it was visible after I washed the car. Oh well. There goes the rebate when you bring back the car in perfect condition.

Then I gave the car to the inspection guys there. They found minor scratches in various locations and hail damage worth more than 1000 Euro. WTF.

My next question was obviously whether I have to pay for that.

Luckily I don't as it is covered. 

I wonder if they will rent out another car to me at some point. Hmm.

1000 € worth of minor scratches are one hell of a lot of scratches. Was the car gold plated, or something? :p

[Barrister]

A mercedes SLK?

It just might be.

[Syt]

I gave back my leased car today. A Mercedes SLK.

It had one scratch on the back fender that I hadn't really noticed under all the dirt. But it was visible after I washed the car. Oh well. There goes the rebate when you bring back the car in perfect condition.

Then I gave the car to the inspection guys there. They found minor scratches in various locations and hail damage worth more than 1000 Euro. WTF.

My next question was obviously whether I have to pay for that.

Luckily I don't as it is covered. 

I wonder if they will rent out another car to me at some point. Hmm.

What you think you dropped off:


What the car rental guy thinks you dropped off:

[Zanza]

1000 € worth of minor scratches are one hell of a lot of scratches. Was the car gold plated, or something? :p

I heard Swarovski crystals are the latest thing.



No, my car was black. For the biggest scratch, they want 420 Euro to fix it. And they estimate one hour work for that. 420 Euro for one hour? WTF. I should become a car mechanic.

[Syt]

No, my car was black. For the biggest scratch, they want 420 Euro to fix it. And they estimate one hour work for that. 420 Euro for one hour? WTF. I should become a car mechanic.

A couple of years ago, before I went to Austria and checked foreign job offers there was a part time vacancy for experienced auto mechanics for Mercedes in Nassau/Bahamas.

[Zanza]

Syt, that was exactly the impression I got from them.

[Malthus]

Syt, that was exactly the impression I got from them.

You may find this amusing:

https://docs.google.com/fileview?id=0B77l4lqiR0CuZDEwZDczMzMtNzAwZC00Mjc2LThiMjgtNjdjMDg1YzVmNTkz&hl=en

[Grey Fox]

Bored lawyers are the worse, eh?

Very nice of him to have explained everything.

[Josquius]

My women failures carry over into another decade. Boo.
At least age is making me look better and so more failure is tolerable.