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[Barrister]

Just got my LSAT score back. 96th percentile.

Same as me.

So you too can be admitted into the University of Manitoba Law School.

[Admiral Yi]

 

[Tamas]

Is that the test where you get a truckload of points for writing your name down?

[Josephus]

My local shopping mall should be renamed "the Humbert Humbert Theme Park"

So tell me, is it wrong for a 43 year old man, at a food court at his local mall to stare at the 13 year old girl at a table in front of him whose cleavage is hanging out of her little Gap sweater? There was no lust involved, just admiration. The way some guys might look at a sports car.

[DisturbedPervert]

So true     

[Kleves]

What kind of school does a 96 get you?

Hopefully the University of Washington. 

[Kleves]

Is that the test where you get a truckload of points for writing your name down?

Well, the lowest possible score is 120... 

[Razgovory]

What kind of school does a 96 get you?

Hopefully the University of Washington.

I always thought you were an adult.

[Josephus]

So true     

And you probably will have to pay for that in five years or less.

Which, as a print journalist, is a good thing.

[Admiral Yi]

My local shopping mall should be renamed "the Humbert Humbert Theme Park"

So tell me, is it wrong for a 43 year old man, at a food court at his local mall to stare at the 13 year old girl at a table in front of him whose cleavage is hanging out of her little Gap sweater? There was no lust involved, just admiration. The way some guys might look at a sports car.

12-15 you can check out as long as no one notices.  16+ you can check out as long as your wife doesn't notice.

[Ed Anger]

I look at mall ass all the time. Then the inner voice and jailbait alarm kicks off.

[Josquius]

So true     

Nice.,

[Kleves]

I always thought you were an adult.

Er. Thanks?

[Syt]

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[Josquius]

Theres a programme on TV about Dragons Den versions around the world. Its usually quite normal, even in Nigeria.
In Japan though....A woman comes to pitch a rather bad idea, the response of the dragon: 'It is a very good thing for a man to have confidence. You though are a woman. You should pitch accordingly'
Damn I love the Japs. So recognisable yet so alien at the same time