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Razgovory

#4935
December 27, 2009, 08:45:19 PM
It's true, it took a few months before something overheated.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DisturbedPervert

#4936
December 27, 2009, 08:51:54 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 27, 2009, 08:43:17 PM
WTF?

You should definitely kill your doppelganger.  Either to prevent him from taking your place, or so that you can take his.

Razgovory

#4937
December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on December 27, 2009, 08:51:54 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 27, 2009, 08:43:17 PM
WTF?

You should definitely kill your doppelganger.  Either to prevent him from taking your place, or so that you can take his.

Tim just doesn't get it.  Did he just not read the Monstrous Manual?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#4938
December 28, 2009, 06:13:16 AM
Fucking Bohemian, why won't you die!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Josquius

#4939
December 28, 2009, 08:31:49 AM
She's sexing through the jeans. :mellow:
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Eddie Teach

#4940
December 28, 2009, 08:42:00 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 27, 2009, 08:33:50 PM


What about hetero sex with your doppelganger, huh?  <_<
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Kleves

#4941
December 28, 2009, 02:07:45 PM
Just got my LSAT score back. 96th percentile. :yeah:
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

DontSayBanana

#4942
December 28, 2009, 02:14:15 PM
Quote from: Kleves on December 28, 2009, 02:07:45 PM
Just got my LSAT score back. 96th percentile. :yeah:

Nice!
Experience bij!

Razgovory

#4943
December 28, 2009, 02:18:15 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 28, 2009, 08:31:49 AM
She's sexing through the jeans. :mellow:

You want to see graphic images of penetration in doppelganger sex?  What the fuck is wrong with you?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#4944
December 28, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
I wish I had programming skills.
Yet again I come up with a awesome idea for a fun little game but will never see it come to pass.

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You want to see graphic images of penetration in doppelganger sex?  What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Razgovory

#4945
December 28, 2009, 04:38:53 PM
I wonder, do I come off as a little bit strange?  Cause in person people think I'm a bit strange.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

syk

#4946
December 28, 2009, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 04:38:53 PM
I wonder, do I come off as a little bit strange?
Less than others.

Razgovory

#4947
December 28, 2009, 04:53:43 PM
Quote from: syk on December 28, 2009, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 04:38:53 PM
I wonder, do I come off as a little bit strange?
Less than others.

That's good.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

#4948
December 29, 2009, 12:36:23 PM



And the roundabout from hell:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Admiral Yi

#4949
December 29, 2009, 05:09:30 PM
Quote from: Kleves on December 28, 2009, 02:07:45 PM
Just got my LSAT score back. 96th percentile. :yeah:
What kind of school does a 96 get you?
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