The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

Big plane, right? More inertia...

[Sheilbh]

Bloody hell - thankfully nobody hurt, but the top of the spire in a church in Wells has blown off
https://twitter.com/fergieweather/status/1494656352236486657?s=20

(Weirdly parts of Hot Fuzz were filmed in Wells )

[The Larch]

Bloody hell - thankfully nobody hurt, but the top of the spire in a church in Wells has blown off
https://twitter.com/fergieweather/status/1494656352236486657?s=20

(Weirdly parts of Hot Fuzz were filmed in Wells )

I remember there was a gruesome scene similar to that...

[Maladict]

A bat just showed up in my living room. We both seem equally confused about this situation.

[Syt]

This property listing is making the rounds:

https://onlineauctions.my-auction.co.uk/lot/details/62521

Newly renovated investment opportunity producing £9,600 per annum within a period conversion close to Homerton University Hospital and within walking distance of Homerton, Hackney Downs and Clapton Overground stations. as well as Chatsworth Road. Long lease (994 years remaining) and producing a gross yield of 19.2% at the guide price.

This long leasehold property is situated on the first floor of this period conversion and is within walking distance of Chatsworth Road and Lower Clapton Road offering a wide range of amenities including cafes, bars, restaurants and independent retailers. Hackney Marshes, South Millfields Recreation Ground and Millfields Park are all within close proximity as our the Overground stations of Hackney Downs, Hackney Central, Homerton and Clapton giving easy access into Central London and beyond.

This first floor space extends to 75sqft and is let on an Assured Shorthold Tenancy with the tenant paying £800 per calendar month which is the equivalent of £9,600 per annum or a gross yield of 19.2% if purchased at the guide price of £50,000. It is believed that utility bills are included in the monthly rent but bidders are advised to review the Legal Pack prior to bidding.

The flat consists of: Studio room and separate wet room.

The lease is 999 years from 1st September 2014 thus having 992 years remaining with a ground rent of £1 per annum.

Copies of the Assured Shorthold Tenancy Agreement are available from the Auctioneers and contained with the Legal Pack.

Auctioneer's Note
Due to the square footage of the property, it is our understanding that buyers will not be able to obtain a mortgage on the studio.

Auction Details
The lot is to be sold by online auction on Wednesday 23rd February at 4:00pm (bidding opens on Tuesday 22nd February at 12pm)

All interested parties who wish to bid, please contact My Auction on 0207 101 4868

Please note that a Buyer's Premium of 1.2% inc.VAT of the purchase price is to be paid by the successful Buyer (subject to a minimum fee of £2,400 inc.VAT).

Pictures available on the website.

[mongers]

So there's a few storms battering these isles at the minute - shipping forecast map (they're almost all at violent storm force 11 which is very high ):

Red weather warning extended to where we and I believe Mongers lives, which is I think the first time since I am on the island. Stay safe guys.

Thanks Tamas, I'll be fine.

I'm only 12 miles from the Isle of Wight were that record wind speed has happened today, but given the Needles and how it's a prow of rock cliffs rearing out of the sea, I'm never sure what the wind speeds there tells one about the regional weather here.

My brother how ever lives within 5 miles of the West Devon coast so they're likely to see the full force of the storm.

[mongers]

Bloody hell - thankfully nobody hurt, but the top of the spire in a church in Wells has blown off
https://twitter.com/fergieweather/status/1494656352236486657?s=20

(Weirdly parts of Hot Fuzz were filmed in Wells )

JFC, inappropriate I know but I'm going there in a few weeks, primarily to see the cathedral, hope this wasn't that. 

[merithyn]

Bloody hell - thankfully nobody hurt, but the top of the spire in a church in Wells has blown off
https://twitter.com/fergieweather/status/1494656352236486657?s=20

(Weirdly parts of Hot Fuzz were filmed in Wells )

JFC, inappropriate I know but I'm going there in a few weeks, primarily to see the cathedral, hope this wasn't that. 

Appears to be The St Thomas Church

http://www.stthomaswells.co.uk/

[mongers]

Bloody hell - thankfully nobody hurt, but the top of the spire in a church in Wells has blown off
https://twitter.com/fergieweather/status/1494656352236486657?s=20

(Weirdly parts of Hot Fuzz were filmed in Wells )

JFC, inappropriate I know but I'm going there in a few weeks, primarily to see the cathedral, hope this wasn't that. 

Appears to be The St Thomas Church

http://www.stthomaswells.co.uk/

Thanks Meri.

Though still sad.

[Sheilbh]

Yeah - not the church in Wells where that Hot Fuzz scene was filled. Pretty extraordinary - hope they can fix it structurally soon. Similarly the fire in one of the thatch churches in Norwich was a real shame but will, apparently, be quick to fix.

Very well done - basically what online Britain has been like all day (in between talking about how we're more productive WFH actually, while watching Big Jet TV):
https://twitter.com/Beltrew/status/1494671420969869312?s=20&t=NNsSrxfLmpLVXCjHWlU-xQ

[Josquius]

The millennium dome has had its roof torn off

[Iormlund]

Yeah - not the church in Wells where that Hot Fuzz scene was filled. Pretty extraordinary - hope they can fix it structurally soon. Similarly the fire in one of the thatch churches in Norwich was a real shame but will, apparently, be quick to fix.

Very well done - basically what online Britain has been like all day (in between talking about how we're more productive WFH actually, while watching Big Jet TV):
https://twitter.com/Beltrew/status/1494671420969869312?s=20&t=NNsSrxfLmpLVXCjHWlU-xQ

[Razgovory]

I don't think I've ever eaten an artichoke.

[Sheilbh]

A pilot on one of the planes that landed today filmed from inside the cockpit - next to the Big Jet TV commentary of his flight. Just incredible:
https://twitter.com/AlexInAir/status/1494730533082963975?s=20&t=Wl0fprrEJ_PYa69fxzS9gQ

[Jacob]

A pilot on one of the planes that landed today filmed from inside the cockpit - next to the Big Jet TV commentary of his flight. Just incredible:
https://twitter.com/AlexInAir/status/1494730533082963975?s=20&t=Wl0fprrEJ_PYa69fxzS9gQ

There's something joyful about people being enthusiastic about things like this