The Off Topic Topic

[merithyn]

And I was looking forward to having you kiss my hand when I visit next summer, Syt.

[Valmy]

If you attend the Emperor's ball in Vienna, contact a lawyer, because you've been scammed. Aristocratic titles have been abolished and banned since 1919.

Then how do you explain the Baroness in "The Sound of Music", Syt?

Hey don't look at me. I am just going on what the CIA has been feeding me.

[Valmy]

And I was looking forward to having you kiss my hand when I visit next summer, Syt.

You are not Austrian though

[Valmy]

If you attend the Emperor's ball in Vienna, contact a lawyer, because you've been scammed. Aristocratic titles have been abolished and banned since 1919.

Then how do you explain the Baroness in "The Sound of Music", Syt?

You mean the same writers that thought the hills were alive?

One of the greatest Austrian songs ever written in the state of New York.

[Syt]

And I was looking forward to having you kiss my hand when I visit next summer, Syt.

Kisses on the cheek (left/right) is customary between male/female friends.

[Josquius]

I seem to have lost a file on my computer. It is no longer in my most recent files and I can't remember what I called it. Woops.

[garbon]

Cool

[jimmy olsen]

Made this comment about a teacher who was doing temp work at my school, and was shocked to see this wasn't already a meme.

So, I made it one.

[Admiral Yi]

Doesn't work for me.

[derspiess]

Well done, Tim! 




Yi: shhhhh

[Eddie Teach]

Is it supposed to be ironic?

[mongers]

A11 Attleborough 'flying van' driver banned for a year

A teenager who drove a van over a roundabout, catapulting it into the air, has been banned from driving.

Ryan Lamb, 18, was heading to Sundown Festival, near Norwich, last September when he crashed on the "Stag" roundabout on the A11 at Attleborough, Norfolk.

Lamb, who was 17 at the time, denied driving a motor vehicle dangerously, but was found guilty at Norwich Magistrates' Court.

The defendant, of Willow Park, Beck Row, Suffolk, was disqualified from driving for 12 months, ordered to retake his test and pay £310, plus an £85 victim surcharge.

Three people were hurt in the crash but none had life-threatening injuries, Norfolk Police said.
....

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-norfolk-49206600/a11-attleborough-flying-van-driver-banned-for-a-year

[Admiral Yi]

Well done, Tim! 




Yi: shhhhh

Then break it down to me, like I'm a golden retriever. 

[Liep]

Sold my first touring bike to a nice young Jute, I'm sure it'll have a happy life driving around France and Spain but I do feel a little sad selling it.

[merithyn]

Oregon proud. White supremacist punches prosecutor in front of jury before final sentencing.

OregonLive: Defendant punches Portland prosecutor right after jury finds him guilty, witnesses say.
https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/08/defendant-punches-portland-prosecutor-right-after-jury-finds-him-guilty-witnesses-say.html