The Off Topic Topic

[HVC]

Someone, maybe Camille Paglia, said that post-Christian guilt is a big part of what makes sex fun. 

I don't get that thought.  I'm a married man, in a monogomous relationship for 14 years now.  I don't have a whiff of guilt about sex.  It's still pretty damn fun.

TMI.

YES I'M 43 AND I STILL HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE!

What's it like?

a bag of sand

[Barrister]

Someone, maybe Camille Paglia, said that post-Christian guilt is a big part of what makes sex fun. 

I don't get that thought.  I'm a married man, in a monogomous relationship for 14 years now.  I don't have a whiff of guilt about sex.  It's still pretty damn fun.

TMI.

YES I'M 43 AND I STILL HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE!

What's it like?

a bag of sand

Stop sleeping with my wife HVC!  I swear to God if I catch you...

[Josephus]

Someone, maybe Camille Paglia, said that post-Christian guilt is a big part of what makes sex fun. 

I don't get that thought.  I'm a married man, in a monogomous relationship for 14 years now.  I don't have a whiff of guilt about sex.  It's still pretty damn fun.

TMI.

YES I'M 43 AND I STILL HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE!

What's it like?

a bag of sand

Stop sleeping with my wife HVC!  I swear to God if I catch you...

It's either her or my niece, and he can't have her!

[Grey Fox]

She must be old enough nowadays, she can make her own decision.

[garbon]

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-46475631

TUI refunds holiday for 'horrifying' dead son tribute

Hotel staff created a "horrifying" effigy of a couple's dead son in a misguided attempt at a tribute.

Karen Baker had arranged for workers at a Jamaican resort to dress a room for friends Faye and Andrew Stephens, whose son Alex died in 2014.

Instead, she was left "sweating and shaking" when met by the sight of a body made out of clothes lying on the hotel bed.

TUI UK refunded the family for the "misunderstanding".

The Stephens, from Willesden, north-west London, have made an annual tradition of celebrating their son's birthday since his death, aged 22, in 2014.

...

[celedhring]

So, an Uber driver in Brazil has been identified as a far right terrorist behind one of the most infamous terror attacks in 1970s Spain. They probably need to start including Interpol most wanted lists in their background checks 

[The Brain]

So, an Uber driver in Brazil has been identified as a far right terrorist behind one of the most infamous terror attacks in 1970s Spain. They probably need to start including Interpol most wanted lists in their background checks 

And age checks. Eldsters shouldn't drive.

[Josephus]

She must be old enough nowadays, she can make her own decision.

Yeah, but it's HVC

[Liep]

We made the news for something else than being overtly racist!

Egypt investigating couple pictured nude on top of Khufu pyramid

[HVC]

She must be old enough nowadays, she can make her own decision.

Yeah, but it's HVC

[The Brain]

We made the news for something else than being overtly racist!

Egypt investigating couple pictured nude on top of Khufu pyramid

They have to be long dead. Any original pictographs are 4500 years old.

[celedhring]

So separatists are already openly discussing the Slovenian war of independence as a possible pathway to independence, and that it all will be Spain's fault for not letting them do it painlessly. I don't think I'm scared enough.

[celedhring]

Spanish driver tests positive for every single drug tracked by the DUI test 

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Los regalos de Navidad se le han adelantado a un conductor en las carreteras navarras con 1.000 euros de multa y la retirada de seis puntos del carnet de conducir. No lo digo yo, lo ha dicho la Policía Foral de Navarra, que a través de un tweet (con cierta sorna), ha hecho público que un hombre ha dado positivo en todas las drogas detectadas en los test de la DGT.

Cocaína, opiáceos, THC (principal constituyente psicoactivo del cannabis), metanfetaminas y anfetaminas. La noche se le ha debido complicar de tal manera al conductor detenido que éste ha dado** positivo en todos los controles que la DGT realiza a los conductores durante las pruebas de alcohol y drogas**.

Ahora, además de la sanción de 1.000 euros y la retirada de 6 puntos del carnet de conducir, también tendrá que enfrentarse a una pena de prisión de entre 3 y 6 meses, por un delito contra la seguridad del tráfico contemplado en el código penal, o trabajos sociales de 30 a 90 días. A ello se suma la retirada del carnet de conducir entre 1 y 4 años.

Must have been quite the night.

[Syt]

Saw this posted online - not sure if true, but I might start using the expression.

Gibraltar has been besieged so many times in its history that TOASTING THE SIEGE OF GIBRALTAR is an old naval expression used as an excuse for having a drink regardless of the time or day—because chances are there's an anniversary of at least one Siege of Gibraltar coming up soon

Wikipedia has 14 sieges: 1309, 1316, 1333 (twice), 1349/50, 1411, 1436, 1462, 1467, 1506, 1704 (twice), 1727, 1799-83.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sieges_of_Gibraltar

[mongers]

Saw this posted online - not sure if true, but I might start using the expression.

Gibraltar has been besieged so many times in its history that TOASTING THE SIEGE OF GIBRALTAR is an old naval expression used as an excuse for having a drink regardless of the time or day—because chances are there's an anniversary of at least one Siege of Gibraltar coming up soon

Wikipedia has 14 sieges: 1309, 1316, 1333 (twice), 1349/50, 1411, 1436, 1462, 1467, 1506, 1704 (twice), 1727, 1799-83.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sieges_of_Gibraltar

But you forgot April 2019.