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derspiess

Quote from: Tyr on April 10, 2018, 11:28:34 AM
Nonetheless actually telling a guy I've interacted with to keep my change vs. an extra £3 going off into the aether feels a lot more direct and secure.

You guys famously mistrust your pub owners, so I can see your skepticism. 

QuoteFucking hell. That's horrendous.

Sounds like it, but in the cases I'm familiar with the bartender is just there for 3-6 hours a week to make a little pocket money (totally off the books, btw).  None of them are living off it.  And most nights, the cash tips they earn far surpass what they'd make at a typical hourly rate.  Ends up being a win-win for the brewery/taproom owner and bartender.
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dps

Quote from: derspiess on April 10, 2018, 11:07:46 AM
But they have to wait two weeks or more to get them

That's not necessarily true.  Where my wife works, at the end of her shift, they add up her credit/debit card tips and pay her cash out of the register.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: dps on April 10, 2018, 03:52:29 PM
That's not necessarily true.  Where my wife works, at the end of her shift, they add up her credit/debit card tips and pay her cash out of the register.

That's how it worked when I was waiting tables.

Ed Anger

Cute waitresses get larger tips from me. The one who looks like Layne Staley in drag? Not so much.
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11B4V

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 10, 2018, 07:07:10 PM
Cute waitresses get larger tips from me. The one who looks like Layne Staley in drag? Not so much.
#metoo
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derspiess

Quote from: dps on April 10, 2018, 03:52:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 10, 2018, 11:07:46 AM
But they have to wait two weeks or more to get them

That's not necessarily true.  Where my wife works, at the end of her shift, they add up her credit/debit card tips and pay her cash out of the register.

Sure. But unless I've been fully briefed on how the waitstaff and bartenders get tipped out for electronic tips, I'm assuming they have to wait. Cash is always better.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi

Quote from: derspiess on April 10, 2018, 09:51:10 PM
Sure. But unless I've been fully briefed on how the waitstaff and bartenders get tipped out for electronic tips, I'm assuming they have to wait. Cash is always better.

Cash is always better regardless of when you get your tips because Tio Samuel sees the credit card tips but not the cash.

PDH

Smart waitstaff in the US know that some of the cash tips need to be declared, but not all.
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: 11B4V on April 10, 2018, 09:05:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 10, 2018, 07:07:10 PM
Cute waitresses get larger tips from me. The one who looks like Layne Staley in drag? Not so much.
#metoo

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derspiess

Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 10, 2018, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 10, 2018, 09:51:10 PM
Sure. But unless I've been fully briefed on how the waitstaff and bartenders get tipped out for electronic tips, I'm assuming they have to wait. Cash is always better.

Cash is always better regardless of when you get your tips because Tio Samuel sees the credit card tips but not the cash.

Exactly. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Grey Fox

Tipping culture is bad, we should stop doing it.
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celedhring

This is for something I'm writing. What would be the most popular dating shows in the US right now? Stuff like First Dates or The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

katmai

I can't even recall any on besides Bachelor/ette
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Josquius

An idea for a TV show.
It would be perfect for a show dealing with the subjective nature of reality or altered time lines or some such.
The same show.
Slightly different in different broadcast areas. Or in different broadcast times.
One minor character says a line instead of another.
A girl in red in the background rather than a girl in blue.
The Internet age would destroy it before it even airs of course.
But would be an interesting mind fuck.
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