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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Ed Anger

I wish I had taken up the hospital's offer of sending home some OxyContin. I need one.

*collapses*
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celedhring

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Two days ago they caught one of Spain's most wanted narcos in my neighborhood. Literally up the street from where I live.

I look at the photos in the press and honestly I can't recall ever seeing her around here (I'm not the greatest physonomist, though), but apparently she'd been laying low for a year.

Jacob

Quote from: celedhring on April 01, 2018, 08:05:10 AM
Two days ago they caught one of Spain's most wanted narcos in my neighborhood. Literally up the street from where I live.

I look at the photos in the press and honestly I can't recall ever seeing her around here (I'm not the greatest physonomist, though), but apparently she'd been laying low for a year.

Picture?

Josquius

Quote from: celedhring on April 01, 2018, 08:05:10 AM
Two days ago they caught one of Spain's most wanted narcos in my neighborhood. Literally up the street from where I live.

I look at the photos in the press and honestly I can't recall ever seeing her around here (I'm not the greatest physonomist, though), but apparently she'd been laying low for a year.

That moment when you find out the whole neighbourhood was being paid hush money except you.
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Eddie Teach

That moment when Tyr tries to blackmail a notorious drug dealer :pinch:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

celedhring

#66455
Quote from: Jacob on April 01, 2018, 12:21:15 PM
Quote from: celedhring on April 01, 2018, 08:05:10 AM
Two days ago they caught one of Spain's most wanted narcos in my neighborhood. Literally up the street from where I live.

I look at the photos in the press and honestly I can't recall ever seeing her around here (I'm not the greatest physonomist, though), but apparently she'd been laying low for a year.

Picture?

This is an older mugshot. No pictures from her arrest, but I presume she'd changed her looks.



She'd been on the run for nearly 5 years. During that time she gave birth to a daughter who doesn't even have a birth certificate.

Admiral Yi


Ed Anger

Easter update:

My nephew came over to the house with his two kids. Who have a stomach bug. Now my kids have a stomach bug. Soon, I will have a stomach bug.

Awesome. Puke and Diharrea ahoy!
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katmai

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2018, 07:58:01 PM
Easter update:

My nephew came over to the house with his two kids. Who have a stomach bug. Now my kids have a stomach bug. Soon, I will have a stomach bug.

Awesome. Puke and Diharrea ahoy!

how is this differ from your normal status?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2018, 08:02:15 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2018, 07:58:01 PM
Easter update:

My nephew came over to the house with his two kids. Who have a stomach bug. Now my kids have a stomach bug. Soon, I will have a stomach bug.

Awesome. Puke and Diharrea ahoy!

how is this differ from your normal status?

Normally my turds are long and firm.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

Happy Easter!

Christ has risen!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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celedhring

Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2018, 05:31:57 PM
Lo golpearia.

Her last known boyfriend was gunned down by Colombian sicarios.  :P

Admiral Yi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufNNuafuU7M

Dashcam and interior footage of the Uber fatal crash.

HVC

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2018, 11:57:58 PM
Happy Easter!

Christ has risen!

in easter bunny form. Mmm chocolate
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Admiral Yi

I try to watch Ken Burn's Vietnam ep 1 on youtube while riding the bike.  In case I can't make out the dialogue, which is unsynced, I have helpful Vietnamese closed captioning (it turns off when a Cong is talking).  My Vietnamese is a little rusty, so I click on CC and get spanish closed captioning.