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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Ed Anger

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 20, 2018, 08:34:58 PM
Man, shopping for low sodium foods sucks. Local places don't have much and online retailers generally mark the shit up bigly.

Wal mart online has some decently priced low sodium stuff. Those Vlasic reduced sodium pickles better be good.

Plus I shopped in my underwear. BONUS
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 22, 2018, 09:38:35 PM
Plus I shopped in my underwear. BONUS

When most people think of winning the lottery and living the life of the idle rich, this is probably not the first mental picture that comes to mind.

Ed Anger

 :lol:

I'm in bed already. I'm toast by 10pm.
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Josquius

I went to the supermarket in my pajamas a few days ago.

Man I got such a strange look from the woman on the checkout. I was just stocking up on bleach and wine. What's wrong with that?
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Tamas

Quote from: Tyr on March 23, 2018, 02:23:24 AM
I went to the supermarket in my pajamas a few days ago.

Man I got such a strange look from the woman on the checkout. I was just stocking up on bleach and wine. What's wrong with that?


Yuck

Eddie Teach

You're buying wine in your underwear and surprised when you get strange looks?  :lol:
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The Larch

Quote from: Tamas on March 23, 2018, 02:56:55 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 23, 2018, 02:23:24 AM
I went to the supermarket in my pajamas a few days ago.

Man I got such a strange look from the woman on the checkout. I was just stocking up on bleach and wine. What's wrong with that?


Yuck

Word.  :wacko:

What made you think it was an appropriate thing to do? That's total deadbeat/mentally unwell person behaviour IMO.

Grey Fox

I think the problem was the bleach buying.
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Malthus

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 23, 2018, 07:05:39 AM
I think the problem was the bleach buying.

Reminds me of the time I was hanging out with my friend one Friday evening and she had to pick up a frozen turkey from the supermarket. Just as we were leaving, her housemate asked her, as a favour, to pick up a big box of condoms for him.

Buying nothing but a large frozen turkey and a large box of condoms, the clerk at the checkout gave us an odd look ... you could just tell she was thinking "what kind of weekend do you have planned"?   :D

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mongers

Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2018, 08:17:15 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 23, 2018, 07:05:39 AM
I think the problem was the bleach buying.

Reminds me of the time I was hanging out with my friend one Friday evening and she had to pick up a frozen turkey from the supermarket. Just as we were leaving, her housemate asked her, as a favour, to pick up a big box of condoms for him.

Buying nothing but a large frozen turkey and a large box of condoms, the clerk at the checkout gave us an odd look ... you could just tell she was thinking "what kind of weekend do you have planned"?   :D

He was telling you he was screwing your friend.
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Malthus

Quote from: mongers on March 23, 2018, 08:27:14 AM
He was telling you he was screwing your friend.

It would have been more of a shock to each of their respective boyfriends than to me, though.  :lol:

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mongers

Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2018, 08:55:09 AM
Quote from: mongers on March 23, 2018, 08:27:14 AM
He was telling you he was screwing your friend.

It would have been more of a shock to each of their respective boyfriends than to me, though.  :lol:

:lol:
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Eddie Teach

I love how Malthus can say "my friend" and everyone knows who he means.  :D
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