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CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on October 04, 2017, 12:55:34 PM
My tube station had a suspicious package outside it so stuck inside. I live pretty close to it so not sure that I should go home even when trains take us away. Likely will head to a pub for a while.

Lol, gay guy says "tube station"

Jacob

Quote from: garbon on October 04, 2017, 12:55:34 PM
My tube station had a suspicious package outside it so stuck inside. I live pretty close to it so not sure that I should go home even when trains take us away. Likely will head to a pub for a while.

Sounds like you've adopted to the English lifestyle fairly well :hug:

garbon

I had been at the top of escalators when I noticed gates were closed and no one was leaving. TfL employee told us to go back down to platforms. I was only one running down the escalator. Then we were trapped on station for a while till enough trains came to evacuate us.

Chatted with this English woman while watching Twitter for news. We both discussed how everyone was so calm and we had a conversation full of laughs till we left.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

And home after that fun little bit. The shitty chain pub 'Wetherspoons' is closed off with police caution tape. :x
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney


garbon

Yes, that is what it is called. I guess I could choose to be difficult and call it a subway station...but to what end?

Or is this an attempt to make someone laugh at your...joke? ;)
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

You could call it tube station when your audience is primarily English and subway station when it's primarily American, say, on Languish. That's not being difficult. :contract:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

I'm sorry during an emotional event that I didn't properly context shift. :mellow:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

That excuse only works for emotional people.  :P
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

I understood, so you guys have no excuse.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Jacob

Quote from: Grey Fox on October 04, 2017, 06:52:54 PM
I understood, so you guys have no excuse.

It's not that they didn't understand, it's that they enjoy being aggressively parochial.

DGuller

Quote from: Jacob on October 04, 2017, 07:13:46 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 04, 2017, 06:52:54 PM
I understood, so you guys have no excuse.

It's not that they didn't understand, it's that they enjoy being aggressively parochial.
:rolleyes: Some of us don't quite understand either.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on October 04, 2017, 02:30:33 PM
Yes, that is what it is called. I guess I could choose to be difficult and call it a subway station...but to what end?

lulz

Tube station...stuck inside...end.  It's all gay dick and butt jokes, all the time. 

Ed would appreciate all this.   :mad:


CountDeMoney

Quote from: Jacob on October 04, 2017, 07:13:46 PM
they enjoy being aggressively parochial.

LOLZ, see?  Aggressively parochial OF BUTTS