The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

Malthus got his sauce just fine at a Mickey D's in Detroit.

[Monoriu]

How hard can it be to make that Szechuan sauce?  It must be some kind of sweet and sour sauce that is also spicy.  I see tons and tons of that on sale everywhere.  If they want that sauce, give them the sauce.  It isn't that hard if they put their mind to it. 

[CountDeMoney]

  How does a $25 billion company screw that up?

[garbon]

Seems pretty easy. They underestimated how stupid and needy their customers were.

[CountDeMoney]

Considering they run promos every week for everything from Happy Meals to movie premieres to stupid games on their soft drink cups, no it doesn't seem pretty fucking easy.

[garbon]

I'm not sure why we should be in awe of your lack of imagination.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm in awe that your nasty cunt ass hasn't been run the fuck over yet.  Cunt be that hard to miss. 

[Josquius]

They specifically said this would be in ultra low quantities and once it is gone it is gone. Strikes me this is exactly the reaction they wanted.

[CountDeMoney]

They specifically said this would be in ultra low quantities and once it is gone it is gone. Strikes me this is exactly the reaction they wanted.

In some parts of the US, fans encountered stores that had not received the promised sauce and staff who were not aware of the promotion.

Strikes me that you're a fucking moron.  Maybe you need to be hit by a car driven by a pissy Pakistani, too.

[garbon]

They specifically said this would be in ultra low quantities and once it is gone it is gone. Strikes me this is exactly the reaction they wanted.

He gets upset when he has to go to Panda for his sauce.

[Razgovory]

I am constantly amazed at my dad's ability to not die.  He's survived several heart attacks, a triple by-pass, necrotizing fasciitis, a weird fungal infection in his blood, an adrenal crisis, pneumonia and his leg being cut off.

[Eddie Teach]

necrotizing fasciitis,

Is that where he gets attacked by Franco's corpse?

[Jacob]

I am constantly amazed at my dad's ability to not die.  He's survived several heart attacks, a triple by-pass, necrotizing fasciitis, a weird fungal infection in his blood, an adrenal crisis, pneumonia and his leg being cut off.

That's pretty intense.

[Iormlund]

I am constantly amazed at my dad's ability to not die.  He's survived several heart attacks, a triple by-pass, necrotizing fasciitis, a weird fungal infection in his blood, an adrenal crisis, pneumonia and his leg being cut off.

Some people just want to live ... or die. One of my hospital roommates was am otherwise healthy 65 yo who had just lost a leg to tobacco. He was letting himself die by my side. Didn't eat, didn't drink, didn't talk. He got his wish in less than a year.

[Malthus]

Malthus got his sauce just fine at a Mickey D's in Detroit.

Uh, what?