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garbon

#63615
August 10, 2017, 02:22:42 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on August 09, 2017, 11:10:01 PM
Nah. Cal wouldn't care if people found out.

He'd be telling us!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

#63616
August 10, 2017, 07:27:08 AM
Anyone know how often check disk should be restarting?
Been waiting all morning for this, thought it had finally done but nope :lol:
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Savonarola

#63617
August 10, 2017, 08:01:40 AM
Got an corporate e-mail this morning which read "Start purging for the move!"

:x

I didn't even know we were supposed to be bingeing.   :(

;)

(We're moving offices, so they're telling us to get rid of unnecessary material rather than to start throwing up or eliminating enemies of the people.)
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Malthus

#63618
August 10, 2017, 08:33:25 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on August 10, 2017, 08:01:40 AM
Got an corporate e-mail this morning which read "Start purging for the move!"

:x

I didn't even know we were supposed to be bingeing.   :(

;)

(We're moving offices, so they're telling us to get rid of unnecessary material rather than to start throwing up or eliminating enemies of the people.)

Maybe it's a reference to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purge

Work your way up the corporate ladder in a single bound!
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

viper37

#63619
August 10, 2017, 09:37:33 AM
Pizza gate continued.

Democrats trying to erase evidence by smuggling pizzas out of DC?
https://twitter.com/WinnieWrightTV/status/895352994992181248/photo/1
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Josquius

#63620
August 10, 2017, 10:41:17 AM
Purge?
People are being fired? :lol:
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Eddie Teach

#63621
August 10, 2017, 11:00:12 AM
The memo was written by the new head of HR, Joe Steele.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Syt

#63622
August 10, 2017, 12:16:19 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Jacob

#63623
August 10, 2017, 12:21:58 PM
Associated with Princess Sisi? That's a big plus for Chinese buyers.

derspiess

#63624
August 10, 2017, 12:32:43 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi

#63625
August 10, 2017, 12:40:45 PM
$1.7 million won't even shine your shoes on Broadway.

Savonarola

#63626
August 10, 2017, 01:28:52 PM
I learned that (Colombian) Spanish "Railroad Siding" is "Vía muerta." :o 

(Presumably because railroad sidings usually don't have a second entrance, like "Dead-end street" in English.)
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

DGuller

#63627
August 10, 2017, 05:48:23 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 10, 2017, 12:40:45 PM
$1.7 million won't even shine your shoes on Broadway.
It will, the trick is to put some polish on the bundle.

merithyn

#63629
August 10, 2017, 07:37:03 PM
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...
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