The Off Topic Topic

[garbon]

The people that ATM's replaced.

Oh yeah, I remember them. Whatever happened to them.

We still have lots of them.  Some of our banks have tried to go tellerless but for the most part it hasn't gained acceptance.

Men should be bankers, women should be tellers.

Generally how it works, yeah. 

Maybe in Handmaidsville

[CountDeMoney]

Maybe in Handmaidsville

Where do you think he lives, man

[derspiess]

True.  But I have traveled to banks all across this great land.  Women count money but MEN BANK.

[CountDeMoney]

Ripping off those bills so quickly, you can see where all that pole dancing finally paid off.  As it were.

[garbon]

Maybe in Handmaidsville

Where do you think he lives, man

Honestly, I try not to think about it.

[derspiess]

Speaking of which, way back in the day my brother was a bank teller near a couple strip clubs.  When the 'dancers' brought in their money, he'd have to break out the latex gloves.

[derspiess]

Maybe in Handmaidsville

Where do you think he lives, man

Honestly, I try not to think about it.

I bet.  My people elected TRUMP as your President.  Try not to think about THAT, home slice.

[garbon]

Maybe in Handmaidsville

Where do you think he lives, man

Honestly, I try not to think about it.

I bet.  My people elected TRUMP as your President.  Try not to think about THAT, home slice.

Easily done.

[Valmy]

Speaking of which, way back in the day my brother was a bank teller near a couple strip clubs.  When the 'dancers' brought in their money, he'd have to break out the latex gloves.

What a prude.

[derspiess]

Maybe in Handmaidsville

Where do you think he lives, man

Honestly, I try not to think about it.

I bet.  My people elected TRUMP as your President.  Try not to think about THAT, home slice.

Easily done.

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP NOHILLARY

[Grey Fox]

I have a squirrel infestation at home, so I bought a live trap to catch them.

Over the course of 6-7 weeks, I've caught 19, relocated 18 (one escaped before relocation). 4 remains, 1 is bleach white, but I think they learn that the cage means bad news.

Fucking Squirrels.

[derspiess]

If they're a nuisance, kill them.  But I love my squirrels.

In other wildlife news, for the second time in a couple years I almost ran over a box turtle on the street where I live.  Stopped the car, picked him up, and put him back into the treeline pointing the other direction.  Both times I had my kids with me and we had a quick impromptu Animal Ecology class.  I should have put him in the woods behind my house.  Lots of thick vegetation and a fairly steep hill for him to have to climb to get to the road.

[dps]

I have a squirrel infestation at home

Fucking Squirrels.

Don't get The Brain excited

[Grey Fox]

If they're a nuisance, kill them.  But I love my squirrels.

In other wildlife news, for the second time in a couple years I almost ran over a box turtle on the street where I live.  Stopped the car, picked him up, and put him back into the treeline pointing the other direction.  Both times I had my kids with me and we had a quick impromptu Animal Ecology class.  I should have put him in the woods behind my house.  Lots of thick vegetation and a fairly steep hill for him to have to climb to get to the road.

Asshole neighbors feeds them.

The biggest benefactor of my predation are the trees. They are really enjoying not having 20+ rats going around their limbs.

[celedhring]

Silly fun fact I've just read: Chinese nationals represent 1/3 of global sales of luxury products, yet only 7% of global sales are delivered to mainland China. Either Mono is packing those LVMH's in Hong Kong, or wealthy Chinese emigration is a bigger phenomenon than I thought.