The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

Because helmets in hockey are dumb. No one wears them.
Sounds like that thing that gets spread around about the Americans wanting football goalkeepers to wear helmets.

You do realize hockey is the game played on the ice and not on the grass, right?

[Jaron]

Of course not, Josquious is clueless about just about everything. If he was an animal, he would have lemminged his ass off a cliff a long time ago.

[Grey Fox]

Because helmets in hockey are dumb. No one wears them.
Sounds like that thing that gets spread around about the Americans wanting football goalkeepers to wear helmets.

Hockey is played on ice.

[jimmy olsen]

Because helmets in hockey are dumb. No one wears them.
Sounds like that thing that gets spread around about the Americans wanting football goalkeepers to wear helmets.

I've seen European Hockey games and they wear helmets there just like they do in the NHL, even the Russians wear them.

[Malthus]

Hey Jaron! Need work?

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/etc/1376445083.html

Not only am I way too tall, but do you seriously think someone of my educational background and cultural sophistication would stoop to walking around a party letting people dip their chips into salsa cups balanced on my sombrero?

You're always the first to cry about anti semitism but sure as hell don't mind dishing it out to other minorities that you clearly view as beneath you.

Pig!

You certainly would be beneath me if you accepted the job - serving chips from your novelty sombrero. 

Seems to me it would be you dishing it out - if you take the job. 

[Eddie Teach]

Considering the short supply of Mexican midgets, I think he should hold out for more pay.

[Agelastus]

You do realize hockey is the game played on the ice and not on the grass, right?

Maybe he got confused due to American Name Imperialism (pat. pend.)

"Hockey" is a game played on grass (see - The Olympics)
"Ice Hockey" is played on, wait for it, Ice (see - the Olympics)

Its just like football...which is NOT played with men wearing the modern equivalent of plate armour.

[jimmy olsen]

Hockey is played on ice.

Field Hockey is played on grass.

[Malthus]

Considering the short supply of Mexican midgets, I think he should hold out for more pay.

Well, he'll get tips.

Particularly if he does an entertaining little dance.

[Jaron]

Considering the short supply of Mexican midgets, I think he should hold out for more pay.

Well, he'll get tips.

Particularly if he does an entertaining little dance.

Fuck you, Malthus.

[Agelastus]

Hockey is played on ice.

Field Hockey is played on grass.

In two countries out of two hundred and three.

[Malthus]

Considering the short supply of Mexican midgets, I think he should hold out for more pay.

Well, he'll get tips.

Particularly if he does an entertaining little dance.

Fuck you, Malthus.

Naw, that's what he hired the donkey for. 

[Eddie Teach]

In two countries out of two hundred and three.

And Charliebear lives in one of those countries, so people should assume she's referring to ice hockey.

[Admiral Yi]

In two countries out of two hundred and three.

Ice hockey is played by men, field hockey is played by Catholic school girls and Indians.

[Jaron]

Considering the short supply of Mexican midgets, I think he should hold out for more pay.

Well, he'll get tips.

Particularly if he does an entertaining little dance.

Fuck you, Malthus.

Naw, that's what he hired the donkey for. 

Why are you being such an asshole? Gold stock drop .5% this morning or something?