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[Ed Anger]

You know what would cheer you up?  A nice eviction.

I get no thrill from that. Firing the electrician who shows up 2 hours late? That's a thrill.

[CountDeMoney]

All I get from my property management people are:

1st Appointment: "Can't make it, I don't have my ladder."
2nd Appointment: "Can't make it, my one guy called in sick."
3rd Appointment: "Can't make it, my one guy called in sick and he has my ladder."

[Ed Anger]

 

I wished I owned some condos. 

[Admiral Yi]

I will not be visiting France this year.

Jeep owners gets first dibs on the chateau, n'est-ce pas?

[Ed Anger]

I will not be visiting France this year.

Jeep owners gets first dibs on the chateau, n'est-ce pas?

Seedy would get first priority as my blood brother.

[CountDeMoney]

Woo hoo!  In your face Flanders!

[Savonarola]

I was going over some of my wife's marketing books and I came across a reference to Strand cigarettes 




This was a famous advertising blunder, consumers interpreted it as "If you have no friends, then smoke Strand." 

[Liep]

11 dead in Moscow hurricane.

[CountDeMoney]

11 dead in Moscow hurricane.

Is that bigger or smaller than a cross-fire hurricane?

[Tonitrus]

11 dead in Moscow hurricane.

In Russian, high winds storms (this one wasn't weak though...70mph winds) will be called a "hurricane"...so not really one as us Amerikans would think of it.

[CountDeMoney]

Fuck 'em, then.  Every dead Russian is one less hacker, one less mobster, one less White House employee.

[Tonitrus]

What about the women? 

[CountDeMoney]

Honeypots.  Stay away.

[Razgovory]

11 dead in Moscow hurricane.

In Russian, high winds storms (this one wasn't weak though...70mph winds) will be called a "hurricane"...so not really one as us Amerikans would think of it.

It's called "May" in Kansas.

[Syt]

Putin meeting Macron.

The Poot has looked better.