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[Eddie Teach]

Giving lame joke awards is not really a Texas thing. I blame outside agitators 

Thing sounds like the Dundies.

[Jacob]

Lizeth hasn't been back to school because she "feels uncomfortable."

I guess she was supposed to get the cry about every little thing one and there was a mixup?

I dunno, if I had a way to avoid going to the class of a teacher who was clearly a dick I'd probably take it too, crying or no crying. Especially at age 13.

[Duque de Bragança]

Classic

[celedhring]

A friend of mine has just posted in Facebook that she's got a 1950s radio show started at a public radio station.

Thing is, she's in Beijing. I suspect 1950s radio shows over there aren't like 1950s shows over here. 

[Eddie Teach]

Both would be full of state propaganda, no?

[celedhring]

Both would be full of state propaganda, no?

Yeah, Spain's a 1950s nostalgia radio show would be more like China's than I'm afraid to admit.

Compared to 1950s non-totalitarian West radio shows, then.

[CountDeMoney]

So I popped into MicroCenter to get a new keyboard and managed to leave with a new 32" monitor.   

You have got to know your shit in there, though;  if you don't, the sales associates are bigger sharks than car salesmen and you'll be upsold like a whore. 
Just overhearing all the bullshit made my brain hurt.

"Nobody uses faxes anymore, not even hospitals."
"Blah blah blah ransomware in the news, right?  You have to have our ESET antivirus."

[Ed Anger]

I will not be visiting France this year.

[Valmy]

I will not be visiting France this year.

A year without France is a year wasted

I have wasted every year since 2000

[Ed Anger]

I shall visit the ducal lands when I feel better.

[CountDeMoney]

What, the Duc of Death can't visit his overseas holdings?  Well, beau-heau-heau.

Why can't you buy American like normal douchebags?

[Ed Anger]

Your interpersonal skills need work.

[CountDeMoney]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with buying up a nice spread here in America.  Have you seen coastal properties in the Gulf or up in Maine?  Giving them away.

[Ed Anger]

Fucker, I have a property management business. So shut it.

[CountDeMoney]

You know what would cheer you up?  A nice eviction.