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Valmy

Quote from: Razgovory on December 27, 2016, 03:39:44 PM
I just found out that I'm distantly related to Warren Buffet and Hugh Hefner.  Less pleasant is that I'm also related to Sarah Jessica Parker.

I don't know. I thought her show was pretty entertaining.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

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Her ass looked good in LA Stories.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Valmy on December 27, 2016, 04:22:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 27, 2016, 03:39:44 PM
I just found out that I'm distantly related to Warren Buffet and Hugh Hefner.  Less pleasant is that I'm also related to Sarah Jessica Parker.

I don't know. I thought her show was pretty entertaining.

Square Pegs?
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Eddie Teach on December 27, 2016, 04:36:13 PM
Square Pegs?

Only a handful of us would even know that reference  :lol:  What a great show.

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Syt

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The Brain

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Josquius

People who suddenly stop replying to messsages for a few days for no reason- worse than Hitler?
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Syt on December 29, 2016, 11:59:12 AM
:lol:

Guy's got a point.  There's a reason they're in the "Far East" you know.  It's not like they would go left to right.

garbon

Quote from: Tyr on December 29, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
People who suddenly stop replying to messsages for a few days for no reason- worse than Hitler?
People who complain about other people having lies are definitely worse than Hitler.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 29, 2016, 12:41:50 PM
From the Ed Anger best of '16 list:

http://www.askamanager.org/2016/06/i-was-fired-from-my-internship-for-writing-a-proposal-for-a-more-flexible-dress-code.html

Whiny young people.

QuoteWe accompanied the proposal with a petition, signed by all of the interns (except for one who declined to sign it) and gave it to our managers to consider.

The next day, all of us who signed the petition were called into a meeting where we thought our proposal would be discussed.

Congratulations on your new job, kid.  You survived the audition.  BY NOT BEING STUPID

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Josquius

Quote from: garbon on December 29, 2016, 12:24:43 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 29, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
People who suddenly stop replying to messsages for a few days for no reason- worse than Hitler?
People who complain about other people having lies are definitely worse than Hitler.
Its just good etiquette to let people know if you're busy or to answer simple questions within a few days.
At least have an apology and an excuse afterwards.
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The Brain

Quote from: Tyr on December 29, 2016, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 29, 2016, 12:24:43 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 29, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
People who suddenly stop replying to messsages for a few days for no reason- worse than Hitler?
People who complain about other people having lies are definitely worse than Hitler.
Its just good etiquette to let people know if you're busy or to answer simple questions within a few days.
At least have an apology and an excuse afterwards.

Women can be weird.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.