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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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derspiess

Oh I'm expecting these to fail, too.  I have a feeling the porch light fixtures are the guilty party in my case.  Which would be annoying to have to replace them given how expensive they were. 

Speaking of porch lights, a lot of naive neighbors are using red light bulbs to be "festive".  I guess they have no idea what a red light means.
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Or maybe you live in a swingers neighbourhood :perv:
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Quote from: derspiess on December 12, 2016, 01:31:00 PMSpeaking of porch lights, a lot of naive neighbors are using red light bulbs to be "festive".  I guess they have no idea what a red light means.

I don't know if it's naive given how red light is not actually used to denote whore houses these days (if it ever was).

CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on December 12, 2016, 01:31:00 PM
Speaking of porch lights, a lot of naive neighbors are using red light bulbs to be "festive".  I guess they have no idea what a red light means.

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Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2016, 05:58:53 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 12, 2016, 01:31:00 PM
Speaking of porch lights, a lot of naive neighbors are using red light bulbs to be "festive".  I guess they have no idea what a red light means.

General Quarters.  DIVE DIVE DIVE

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Quote from: Jacob on December 12, 2016, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 12, 2016, 01:31:00 PMSpeaking of porch lights, a lot of naive neighbors are using red light bulbs to be "festive".  I guess they have no idea what a red light means.

I don't know if it's naive given how red light is not actually used to denote whore houses these days (if it ever was).

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Quote from: Ed Anger on December 12, 2016, 07:24:48 PM
Or it's the bridge of the Enterprise after Khan ambushes them in the Reliant.


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Quote from: Ed Anger on December 12, 2016, 12:37:16 PM
I would hire Seedy.  :)

As my enforcer.

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Ed Anger

Quote from: Ideologue on December 12, 2016, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 12, 2016, 12:37:16 PM
I would hire Seedy.  :)

As my enforcer.

Hate to tell you, but Mike's effectiveness on Breaking Bad may have had a lot to do with being a fictional character.

Never watched Breaking Bad. Sorry.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ideologue on December 12, 2016, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 12, 2016, 12:37:16 PM
I would hire Seedy.  :)

As my enforcer.

Hate to tell you, but Mike's effectiveness on Breaking Bad may have had a lot to do with being a fictional character.

Ed's idea of enforcement is trying to get the kids from pissing in the yard hedges.

Ed Anger

As long as they piss in the neighbor's yard.
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Razgovory

I noticed a trend.  The idiots who keep liking Breitbart articles on facebook almost always have a confederate flag somewhere in their picture album. 
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It's nice that you have a seperate flag for the mentally challenged in the us.
In the uk they just end up using the regular flag which....meh.
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Quote from: Razgovory on December 12, 2016, 11:10:39 PM
I noticed a trend.  The idiots who keep liking Breitbart articles on facebook almost always have a confederate flag somewhere in their picture album.

I noticed a trend. Raz spent too much time studying Breitbart and now he's cuckoo.  :hmm:
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