The Off Topic Topic

[Pedrito]

Real life Frogger: crossing a road in Vietnam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlyOom0bwwY

L.

[Ed Anger]

And you thought trading a kidney for an iPad was final.

Solidifying the notion that citizens of China would do just about anything for an Apple product, the Biznewschina reports that a Guangdong teenage girl is offering up her virginity in exchange for an iPhone 4.

Strange. You don't hear about that sorta thing with a BlackBerry.

Posting a message on Weibo -- a Chinese equivalent to Twitter -- the young lady confessed her desire for Apple's shiny device. Unfortunately, her father refuses to buy her one. So, rather than get a job or save up for an Android, she decided to give up her only worldly possession: her sexual purity. The girl posted a photo of herself alongside a message saying she's willing to sell her virginity to anyone with a couple hundred Yuan.

HEY GI JOE! TWO DOLLA! WE GO BOOM BOOM!

[Ed Anger]

I loathe OpenOffice. What a pile of shit.

[Barrister]

I loathe OpenOffice. What a pile of shit.

But it is open source!!!111 You can recompile it to do whatever you want, and you don't give one cent to M$!!!111

:opensourcetard:

[Grey Fox]

Openoffice is own by oracle now.

The Open source is now called Libre Office.

[Ed Anger]

I loathe OpenOffice. What a pile of shit.

But it is open source!!!111 You can recompile it to do whatever you want, and you don't give one cent to M$!!!111

:opensourcetard:

Heh. That reminds me of the IT tards years ago made a stink about wanting to replace all the OS's to a Linux distro. They were told rightly to STFU and go back in the basement and play Unreal Tournament until some cow opened a attachment and infected the network.

[Grey Fox]

I think that letting them play with the Servers OS keeps them busy long enough that they don't annoy you with retarded prosition to turn the secretaries computer into Debian distribution.

[Ed Anger]

I think that letting them play with the Servers OS keeps them busy long enough that they don't annoy you with retarded prosition to turn the secretaries computer into Debian distribution.

We let them play D&D and have LAN tournaments while the big kids upstairs did all the real work.

[Eddie Teach]

real work.

In an office building? 

[Ideologue]

I loathe OpenOffice. What a pile of shit.

I like its WP program better than Word, which these days is really fucked up.

[Grey Fox]

I think that letting them play with the Servers OS keeps them busy long enough that they don't annoy you with retarded prosition to turn the secretaries computer into Debian distribution.

We let them play D&D and have LAN tournaments while the big kids upstairs did all the real work.

I guess the IT guy here just feels lonely.

[Ed Anger]

I loathe OpenOffice. What a pile of shit.

I like its WP program better than Word, which these days is really fucked up.

I need Powerpoint, as my clients tend to be stupid fucks and don't read the reports I lovingly write about their fucked up companies. So I give them a shiny PowerPoint presentation.

[garbon]

Am I getting really, really old, or has FDIC limit been 10,000 some time ago?  Or was it 100,000?

[Admiral Yi]

I just got some compaign literature (and a request for a donation) from Ron Paul.  Strangely enough it came in a Rand Paul envelope.

Sharing stationary or abusing the frank?

[MadImmortalMan]

Borders are closing all their stores for good. eBook revolution I guess.