The Off Topic Topic

[HVC]

It's not witty if your target is not in position to return the favor, it's just abusive.  Biting wit is only funny when the recipient can bite back.

How woke of you

[Josquius]

Everyone makes sure to exercise obtundity right?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-67996335.amp

[Grey Fox]

I have never encountered that word before.

[Caliga]

Had a colonoscope today.  Fun stuff.  Actually, the worst part of it was (twice) gagging down the awful chemical shit that "cleared the pipes," so to speak.  A vile liquid.

Is that the first one you ever had?  Also I liked the stuff they gave me to drink to clean the pipes out.  It just had a strange, 'hot' aftertaste I can't easily describe, but otherwise it was fine.

[Iormlund]

I gagged on the drink the first time as well.

The worst was yet to come, though. I found out during the procedure that fentanyl does not work on me. It was NOT fun.

[Tamas]

Had a colonoscope today.  Fun stuff.  Actually, the worst part of it was (twice) gagging down the awful chemical shit that "cleared the pipes," so to speak.  A vile liquid.

Is that the first one you ever had?  Also I liked the stuff they gave me to drink to clean the pipes out.  It just had a strange, 'hot' aftertaste I can't easily describe, but otherwise it was fine.

There's a joke in there somewhere involving your love of trash food. 

[Caliga]

There's a joke in there somewhere involving your love of trash food. 

I am now prediabetic (I know, shocking) so I can't eat as much junk as I used to. 

[HVC]

Local gas station weep

[Josquius]

I miss combini chicken.

[Caliga]

Local gas station weep

I don't live near any gas station cafes anymore.  However, I recently discovered Sonic.  Foot long chili dogs

[Admiral Yi]

Sports Ill is going bust.  Massive layoffs upcoming.

[DGuller]

Sports Ill is going bust.  Massive layoffs upcoming.

It's been total trash for a while.  One day I was wondering why every story recommended to me before I blocked it seemed like a trashy rumor article from a tabloid, and when I researched it, it turned out that it was sold to some chop shop that bought up publications with a reputable name and squeezed all the juice out of them.

[Tonitrus]

Sports Ill is going bust.  Massive layoffs upcoming.

RIP annual vaguely respectable whack-off material. 

[Josephus]

Sports Ill is going bust.  Massive layoffs upcoming.

RIP annual vaguely respectable whack-off material. 

  

[Grey Fox]

Swim Suit edition.