The Off Topic Topic

[Ideologue]

Also, removing it didn't actually work, because it's still chirping.  However, I bet removing it and putting it in my car will.

[The Brain]

You have a magic car?

[Ideologue]

...Yes.

[The Brain]

Cool.

[DGuller]

How do I make a smoke alarm, whose battery is evidently dying (?), shut up?  Is there a way to do this without replacing the battery?

Set fire under the alarm.  That way it would scream instead of chirp, and would finish off its battery quicker.

[Barrister]

How do I make a smoke alarm, whose battery is evidently dying (?), shut up?  Is there a way to do this without replacing the battery?

Set fire under the alarm.  That way it would scream instead of chirp, and would finish off its battery quicker.

You'd think setting the alarm on fire would be the quickest solution of all...

[DGuller]

How do I make a smoke alarm, whose battery is evidently dying (?), shut up?  Is there a way to do this without replacing the battery?

Set fire under the alarm.  That way it would scream instead of chirp, and would finish off its battery quicker.

You'd think setting the alarm on fire would be the quickest solution of all...

  You've got a point there.

[Slargos]

I've started grinding my teeth, and it hurts my jaw muscles.

Cure? Anyone?

[Jacob]

I've started grinding my teeth, and it hurts my jaw muscles.

Cure? Anyone?

See a dentist and get a grind guard to wear at night.

[Slargos]

I've started grinding my teeth, and it hurts my jaw muscles.

Cure? Anyone?

See a dentist and get a grind guard to wear at night.

Not a night-time problem.

Or. Well. It's not so much grinding as it is clenching the jaw muscles.

Stress, I guess.

[Josquius]

Some facebook groups are so odd they make me lol.
One I saw today "Watching porn on mute while listening to women's tennis in the background."

[MadImmortalMan]

I like it. Mono would not buy.

[Josephus]

I like it. Mono would not buy.

It's nice.

[CountDeMoney]

I like it. Mono would not buy.

I prefer mine more.  Cheaper, and more accurate.

[Ideologue]

There's a YouPorn commenter named "Cunnilinguo."  That is best name for a DC supervillain there ever was.  It's also the second best Internet handle I've ever seen, too, after "Osama Bon Jovi."