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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Ideologue

Also, removing it didn't actually work, because it's still chirping.  However, I bet removing it and putting it in my car will.
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DGuller

Quote from: Ideologue on June 27, 2011, 03:32:50 PM
How do I make a smoke alarm, whose battery is evidently dying (?), shut up?  Is there a way to do this without replacing the battery?
Set fire under the alarm.  That way it would scream instead of chirp, and would finish off its battery quicker.

Barrister

Quote from: DGuller on June 27, 2011, 04:08:22 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 27, 2011, 03:32:50 PM
How do I make a smoke alarm, whose battery is evidently dying (?), shut up?  Is there a way to do this without replacing the battery?
Set fire under the alarm.  That way it would scream instead of chirp, and would finish off its battery quicker.

You'd think setting the alarm on fire would be the quickest solution of all...
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DGuller

Quote from: Barrister on June 27, 2011, 04:17:19 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 27, 2011, 04:08:22 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 27, 2011, 03:32:50 PM
How do I make a smoke alarm, whose battery is evidently dying (?), shut up?  Is there a way to do this without replacing the battery?
Set fire under the alarm.  That way it would scream instead of chirp, and would finish off its battery quicker.

You'd think setting the alarm on fire would be the quickest solution of all...
:hmm:  You've got a point there.

Slargos

I've started grinding my teeth, and it hurts my jaw muscles.

Cure? Anyone?

Jacob

Quote from: Slargos on June 27, 2011, 05:07:44 PM
I've started grinding my teeth, and it hurts my jaw muscles.

Cure? Anyone?

See a dentist and get a grind guard to wear at night.

Slargos

Quote from: Jacob on June 27, 2011, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 27, 2011, 05:07:44 PM
I've started grinding my teeth, and it hurts my jaw muscles.

Cure? Anyone?

See a dentist and get a grind guard to wear at night.

Not a night-time problem.

Or. Well. It's not so much grinding as it is clenching the jaw muscles.

Stress, I guess.

Josquius

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Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 27, 2011, 06:18:49 PM
I like it. Mono would not buy.

I prefer mine more.  Cheaper, and more accurate.


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