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Malthus

#840
April 24, 2009, 08:40:05 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 23, 2009, 05:53:44 PM
QuoteToday, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Heh this one made me laugh.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

#841
April 24, 2009, 09:53:32 AM
Quote from: Malthus on April 24, 2009, 08:40:05 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 23, 2009, 05:53:44 PM
QuoteToday, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Heh this one made me laugh.  :D
You've been there huh? :p
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Malthus

#842
April 24, 2009, 09:57:12 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 24, 2009, 09:53:32 AM
You've been there huh? :p

Which side?  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

#843
April 24, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
I've just randomly found a bag of porn tapes. :unsure:
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Barrister

#844
April 24, 2009, 11:13:23 AM
It's snowing again. :angry:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Malthus

#845
April 24, 2009, 11:13:42 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 24, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
I've just randomly found a bag of porn tapes. :unsure:

Where? And whose?

My friends found a cache of super-8 fetish porn in the house they were renovating - best title: "Anal Dwarf".  :lol:

Downside: the house was owned by friend's wifes' dad.  :x

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

katmai

#846
April 24, 2009, 11:50:21 AM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Josquius

#847
April 24, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
Quote from: Malthus on April 24, 2009, 11:13:42 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 24, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
I've just randomly found a bag of porn tapes. :unsure:

Where? And whose?

My friends found a cache of super-8 fetish porn in the house they were renovating - best title: "Anal Dwarf".  :lol:

Downside: the house was owned by friend's wifes' dad.  :x



I replied to this before....weird, my reply vanished.

Where: Downstairs in the corridor.
Whose: No clue. I guess some random Swedish guy who has realised the upgrade to DVD was final and there is no point holding onto them.
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Ed Anger

#848
April 24, 2009, 11:59:34 AM
Quote from: Barrister on April 24, 2009, 11:13:23 AM
It's snowing again. :angry:

It was 80 degrees here. I took the Challenger out and drove for about an hour on the back roads.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#849
April 24, 2009, 12:02:20 PM
We apparently have wasps in our office.  It's causing some entertaining overreactions amongst the wimmen here (only one or two have been sighted). 

Just par for the course-- this place is a dump IMO compared to pretty much any other place I've worked.  The building looks great on the outside & in the lobby, but my company is too cheap to update the 10+ year old office furniture, cubicle walls, etc.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Grey Fox

#850
April 24, 2009, 12:15:47 PM
I think I might take a trip to visit the Library of Congress this summer.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

jimmy olsen

#851
April 24, 2009, 02:48:29 PM
Awesome choice.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Queequeg

#852
April 24, 2009, 04:00:29 PM
QuoteToday, I was at the gynocologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

Brilliant. 
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

FunkMonk

#853
April 24, 2009, 05:46:43 PM
QuoteToday, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then proceeded to tell her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML
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Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Razgovory

#854
April 24, 2009, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 24, 2009, 12:02:20 PM
We apparently have wasps in our office.  It's causing some entertaining overreactions amongst the wimmen here (only one or two have been sighted). 

Just par for the course-- this place is a dump IMO compared to pretty much any other place I've worked.  The building looks great on the outside & in the lobby, but my company is too cheap to update the 10+ year old office furniture, cubicle walls, etc.

You working in a office with other WASPs is hardly suprising.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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