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garbon

#825
April 22, 2009, 12:31:40 AM
I've been working all day. I'm exhausted. :weep:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

#826
April 22, 2009, 02:56:06 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 21, 2009, 06:42:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2009, 03:14:21 PM
Well, I'm off to Columbus. Before I leave for the night, I leave this for Tim:

Fuck you, hoser. Your HoI 2 game sucks.
:huh: Eh? Why?

Because he went to the hockey game Duh  :rolleyes:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Josquius

#827
April 22, 2009, 05:51:57 AM
+1 flag ^_^
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Weatherman

#828
April 22, 2009, 06:30:02 PM


:lol:

garbon

#829
April 22, 2009, 06:47:42 PM
Meri's son?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#830
April 22, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
I suspect that isn't real.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#831
April 23, 2009, 05:18:02 AM
Either that or the woman is either 1: A serious idiot or 2: Crazily in denial
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DisturbedPervert

#832
April 23, 2009, 05:28:13 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 23, 2009, 05:18:02 AM
Either that or the woman is either 1: A serious idiot or 2: Crazily in denial

3. Trolling Yahoo Answers

You can see cocks, tits, and cum dripping out of vagina on the front page without entering any password.

Grey Fox

#833
April 23, 2009, 06:39:26 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 23, 2009, 05:28:13 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 23, 2009, 05:18:02 AM
Either that or the woman is either 1: A serious idiot or 2: Crazily in denial

3. Trolling Yahoo Answers

You can see cocks, tits, and cum dripping out of vagina on the front page without entering any password.

It's a wonderfull world we live in!
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Weatherman

#834
April 23, 2009, 12:57:50 PM

Malthus

#835
April 23, 2009, 01:01:15 PM
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#836
April 23, 2009, 02:51:42 PM
Now, this is really gross.

I present: the Lysol douche. Married folk only!

http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm

:lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

FunkMonk

#837
April 23, 2009, 05:53:44 PM
Just discovered this website: http://www.fmylife.com/ :lol:

QuoteToday, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

QuoteToday, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

QuoteToday, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML
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Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML

QuoteToday, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Korea

#838
April 23, 2009, 08:35:59 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 23, 2009, 02:51:42 PM
Now, this is really gross.

I present: the Lysol douche. Married folk only!

http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm

:lol:


:lol:

Awesome man. I think I'll go out an buy a can today!
I want my mother fucking points!

Korea

#839
April 23, 2009, 08:54:17 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 23, 2009, 05:53:44 PM
Just discovered this website: http://www.fmylife.com/ :lol:

QuoteToday, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

QuoteToday, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

QuoteToday, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML
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Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML

QuoteToday, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

:lol:

Pretty entertaining
I want my mother fucking points!
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