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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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HVC

so Kap gave you the old in and out, and you didn't like it, huh? ;) :P
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Barrister

Quote from: HVC on July 24, 2020, 12:01:24 PM
so Kap gave you the old in and out, and you didn't like it, huh? ;) :P

Meh - it was fine.  :P
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garbon

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Quote from: derspiess on July 24, 2020, 09:03:56 AM
I really wanted to like Whataburger, after hearing all the hype from Texans.  Nothing bad about it, but I just don't get the hype.

That was like trying In-n-Out at KAPapalooza in Vegas many years ago.  KAP and some others raved about it and I was like "meh - it's fine".

You are dead to me.

That's why I couldn't see you in Wyoming, I'm a ghost.

I'd go further and say eww don't give me that nasty In-n-Out. Half the reason for fast food is the fries and that shit they be calling fries is nasty.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

Rewatching the office and I just learned Cracked was an American magazine this is a surprise. I always thought it was purely a website.
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Tonitrus

As a kid, I always thought of it as Mad magazine's weaker, crappier brother.

Barrister

Quote from: Tyr on July 24, 2020, 01:46:35 PM
Rewatching the office and I just learned Cracked was an American magazine this is a surprise. I always thought it was purely a website.

Yeah - Cracked was always the poor-man's Mad Magazine.

Which (to people of a certain age) makes the current situation quite funny - Mad Magazine is all but dead, with a website that appears to exist to only try and sell magazines, whereas Cracked has transformed into a modestly successful humour website.
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2020, 09:44:57 AM

I usually get the BBQ chicken sandwich on toast myself.

Those are really good. :thumbsup:
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celedhring

#75217
New favorite twitter account: https://twitter.com/sovietvisuals

Love the pictures of soviet magazines/posters, and the everyday life snapshots. There's some gear also, like this ass shot of a typhoon: https://twitter.com/sovietvisuals/status/1284057755599302656/photo/1

Duque de Bragança

#75218

Quote from: Tyr on July 23, 2020, 02:08:20 PM
So... In Italy they have two police. The police police and military police. Fair enough....
But they have two phone numbers.
I wonder how people decide which to call.

Possibly three with the pan-European 112 emergency number, though the direct number to the police or carabinieri may be preferable.

merithyn

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*Random date selected by the shelter based on his assumed age but I'm going with it.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Syt

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celedhring

I'm not sure one should drink off Socrates' bottle...

Maladict

Quote from: celedhring on July 26, 2020, 08:50:10 AM
I'm not sure one should drink off Socrates' bottle...

He's a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed

mongers


Loved this anecdote from this bbc news item about the photographer Terry O'Neill:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-53476319

Faye Dunaway, the morning after her Oscar win, March 1976



Quote"I was asked by one of the magazines to take a photo of the winner of the Academy Award for Best Actress. Faye Dunaway was the odds-on favourite to win an Oscar for her performance in Network.
"I didn't want to take the photo everyone else would take: you know, the one right after - where they look surprised, happy - holding up their shiny new Oscar.
"I wanted to capture something different. I wanted to capture the morning after.
"I explained the idea to Faye and told her, 'listen, if you win, meet me by the pool at dawn. And bring the Oscar'.
"She was staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel and I knew the guy who worked the pool. I asked him to let us in for a few minutes and then arranged the papers and the breakfast tray. I had it all set when she suddenly appeared, in her dressing gown, Oscar in hand.
"This photo was just us. There was no stylists or PR, no lighting or assistants. And it only took a few moments.
"A few years later, I married her. A few years after that, we divorced."

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

derspiess

Quote from: Tonitrus on July 24, 2020, 01:48:39 PM
As a kid, I always thought of it as Mad magazine's weaker, crappier brother.

It was, but I bought a lot of them when I was a kid.  Mad was better most months, but Cracked had some good stuff on occasion.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall