The Off Topic Topic

[frunk]

I love Ethiopian food, although there have been dodgy ones that we've walked into and immediately walked out of again.

[DGuller]

I bet it is possible to talk about Ethiopian food without ever actually having eaten any as well. Just not particularly useful or interesting.

In the 80s, this actually happened during many food related conversations among Ethiopians.

[Ed Anger]

I just ordered 50 of thos hospital barf bags that look like a giant condom. I'm tiring of having to open the car door and ralph onto somebody's parking lot.

HEY IS THERE BLOOD IN THE PUKE?

[CountDeMoney]

My college roommate and I were getting kicked out of a club one night, and as we were taking a moment of respite to gather ourselves for the drive back, he suddenly turned and hurled all over the hood of a gorgeous white 5.0, complete with hood bra;  it rose up and receded like a beautiful wave, arcing with the gentle lunar pull of high tide.  And it sat on that fucking hood all night long, cooking that white paint and Le Car bra. 

[Ed Anger]

 

[CountDeMoney]

I had already thrown up in the club, which was the reason we were getting kicked out.

[Ed Anger]

Worst I've done was puke in front of a church group in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. The food disagreed with me.

At least I didn't have to talk to them.

[jimmy olsen]

I remember HMBOB hurling in a taxi in Hongdae after it traveled like less than a block. That poor taxi driver. I threw like 30 or 50 dollars at him and fled the scene, dragging HMBOB along with me. 

[Eddie Teach]

You had him all liquored up, I suppose.

[The Larch]

I love Ethiopian food

Hear, hear!

[Grey Fox]

I have no opinion on Ethiopian food.

I'd love to try Afghan food tho.

[Josquius]

Trip advisor:

Last year I posted a bad review of a terrible hotel. Got a lot of upvotes.
The other day I get a mail from them to say its been deleted due to it not being authentic and first hand.
I've tried editing it twice now to get it included but they keep saying its still not authentic.
Dicks.

Anywhere else I can post lengthy reviews to help drive this hotel out of business?

[garbon]

Get a different hobby?

[Malthus]

Trip advisor:

Last year I posted a bad review of a terrible hotel. Got a lot of upvotes.
The other day I get a mail from them to say its been deleted due to it not being authentic and first hand.
I've tried editing it twice now to get it included but they keep saying its still not authentic.
Dicks.

Anywhere else I can post lengthy reviews to help drive this hotel out of business?

My favorite online review of a hotel (off Times Square in NY) was a single, memorable line: "Featured hobos defecating in the lobby". 

[The Brain]

Saw Ghost again. They were great again.