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Savonarola

Quote from: Savonarola on April 28, 2016, 01:41:10 PM
I was listening to the Spanish language radio station out of Orlando yesterday.  The DJs announced that one of Puerto Rico's hottest reaggaeton artists would be at one of the local club's Cinco de Mayo parties.  Hispanics celebrating an obscure Mexican holiday with Puerto Rican music struck me as an "Only in America" moment.  It would have been even better if she had made the announcement in English.

We had a luncheon in honor of el Cinco de Mayo at work.  Engineers from all over the world eating Tex-Mex food while listening to Shakira and Ricky Martin in order to celebrate an obscure Mexican holiday was again "Only in America."  It's even more amusing since we work for a French company.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

celedhring

Quote from: Savonarola on May 05, 2016, 11:34:51 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 28, 2016, 01:41:10 PM
I was listening to the Spanish language radio station out of Orlando yesterday.  The DJs announced that one of Puerto Rico's hottest reaggaeton artists would be at one of the local club's Cinco de Mayo parties.  Hispanics celebrating an obscure Mexican holiday with Puerto Rican music struck me as an "Only in America" moment.  It would have been even better if she had made the announcement in English.

We had a luncheon in honor of el Cinco de Mayo at work.  Engineers from all over the world eating Tex-Mex food while listening to Shakira and Ricky Martin in order to celebrate an obscure Mexican holiday was again "Only in America."  It's even more amusing since we work for a French company.

I fondly remember the "Cinco de Mayo" celebrations when I was over at NY. Last one was in a Cuban restaurant, with a bunch of WASPs, jews, and an assortment of non-Latin European students dancing to Pitbull. I wore a Mexican hat, even.

celedhring

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2010 Celedhring celebrating his inner Mexican-ness:


mongers

Quote from: celedhring on May 05, 2016, 11:49:53 AM
2010 Celedhring celebrating its inner Mexican-ness:



That's exactly how I imagined you'd look.  :)
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I maxed out my allowable working hours this week, so I headed to the golf club to hit some balls, then hung out on the patio and watch the end of a high school girls' tournament.  Very relaxing.

Razgovory

Quote from: DGuller on May 05, 2016, 10:53:28 AM
Russian drinking has been on a decline over the last couple of decades, actually.  Part of the reason could be that old school alcoholics literally drank themselves to death, and new generation has other things to do to pass the time.

The Soviet Union would still exist if they could have produced decent television.  Or televisions for that matter.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DGuller

Quote from: Razgovory on May 05, 2016, 06:44:39 PM
Quote from: DGuller on May 05, 2016, 10:53:28 AM
Russian drinking has been on a decline over the last couple of decades, actually.  Part of the reason could be that old school alcoholics literally drank themselves to death, and new generation has other things to do to pass the time.

The Soviet Union would still exist if they could have produced decent television.  Or televisions for that matter.
It actually did produce televisions, even colored ones eventually (though those tended to catch on fire if plugged in). 

The problem was that you needed some real Soviet ingenuity to operate them.  You had to punch them in just the right spot to get the picture to stabilize, but if you did know that spot, the picture would actually stay fairly stable for hours.

11B4V

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 05, 2016, 05:47:17 PM
I maxed out my allowable working hours this week, so I headed to the golf club to hit some balls, then hung out on the patio and watch the end of a high school girls' tournament.  Very relaxing.

Flex schedules are awesome.
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alfred russel

Quote from: DGuller on May 05, 2016, 07:26:04 PM

It actually did produce televisions, even colored ones eventually (though those tended to catch on fire if plugged in). 

The problem was that you needed some real Soviet ingenuity to operate them.  You had to punch them in just the right spot to get the picture to stabilize, but if you did know that spot, the picture would actually stay fairly stable for hours.

I Russian guy I met said the same thing about Soviet women. Generally unstable, but if you hit them in just the right spot they would be fairly stable for a while. The problem is if you missed the spot or hit with too much force, they might go out of service completely, and if you hit with too little force they would hit back--often with weapons.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
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Admiral Yi

Why do they call a bullet that exits the body a "through and through?"  Shouldn't it just be a through?

DGuller

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 05, 2016, 11:04:59 PM
Why do they call a bullet that exits the body a "through and through?"  Shouldn't it just be a through?
Maybe the front and the back of the body counts as two separate surfaces?

Razgovory

Quote from: DGuller on May 05, 2016, 07:26:04 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 05, 2016, 06:44:39 PM
Quote from: DGuller on May 05, 2016, 10:53:28 AM
Russian drinking has been on a decline over the last couple of decades, actually.  Part of the reason could be that old school alcoholics literally drank themselves to death, and new generation has other things to do to pass the time.

The Soviet Union would still exist if they could have produced decent television.  Or televisions for that matter.
It actually did produce televisions, even colored ones eventually (though those tended to catch on fire if plugged in). 

The problem was that you needed some real Soviet ingenuity to operate them.  You had to punch them in just the right spot to get the picture to stabilize, but if you did know that spot, the picture would actually stay fairly stable for hours.

Yes, I know that.  I exaggerated for effect.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Archy

Quote from: celedhring on May 05, 2016, 11:49:53 AM
2010 Celedhring celebrating his inner Mexican-ness:


You really look the part :lol:

Jaron

You know you work in Utah when your company's "Culture Committee" puts up a Hungarian flag for Cinco de Mayo.

Winner of THE grumbler point.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.