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garbon

#54885
March 03, 2016, 12:14:16 PM
"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces."
Matthew 7:6
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#54886
March 03, 2016, 12:15:56 PM
Those who wear fig leaves shouldn't dance with hungry goats.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

#54887
March 03, 2016, 12:48:42 PM
Which bible writer was the biggest cock?
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Barrister

#54888
March 03, 2016, 12:50:23 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 03, 2016, 12:48:42 PM
Which bible writer was the biggest cock?

John of Patmos, who wrote the Book of Revelation.
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MadImmortalMan

#54889
March 03, 2016, 12:51:27 PM
Yep. He was eating mushrooms for sure.

Maybe the guy who wrote Ezekiel. That guy was nuts too.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
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alfred russel

#54890
March 03, 2016, 01:16:45 PM
Why i love atlanta...

I went to get a car wash at lunch. Driving back some dumbass hits me from behind and races off. I call 911 and get put in a queue for my call to be answered. When i get through, the operator didnt know where i was even though it is next to the biggest building in the city. We are now at 25 minutes and the cops havent shown up.

I did get the license plate number of the car.  I am not expecting them to do anything with it.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

alfred russel

#54891
March 03, 2016, 01:24:21 PM
Police arrived. 31 minutes since i called.

Apparently i wasnt the only guy the car hit.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

lustindarkness

#54892
March 03, 2016, 01:26:24 PM
ATL sucks.


BTW, I forgot that cars are washable.  :blush:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

alfred russel

#54893
March 03, 2016, 01:35:03 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on March 03, 2016, 01:26:24 PM
ATL sucks.


BTW, I forgot that cars are washable.  :blush:

You are married.  :P Im supposed to be going out with a girl tonight, so was trying to make a better impression. Hopefully she will appreciate the clean car and averlook the smashed back of the car.  :blush:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

The Brain

#54894
March 03, 2016, 02:04:55 PM
you can rear-end her
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

#54895
March 03, 2016, 02:22:57 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on March 03, 2016, 01:35:03 PM
Im supposed to be going out with a girl tonight

:punk:

Valmy

#54896
March 03, 2016, 02:27:16 PM
Does she know you are an adventure rock climber? Because I would mention that.
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LaCroix

#54897
March 03, 2016, 02:31:08 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 03, 2016, 06:38:28 AM
An assault rifle...
rather overkill for "I think someone is at my door"

Either way
1: I am investigating whether I can add a second lock to my door.
2: I must never forget to plug my security camera in (stupid euros not having switches)
3: I'm going to have to make sure that when I'm home at least that there's something in front of the door too.

:D

Eddie Teach

#54898
March 03, 2016, 02:33:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 03, 2016, 02:27:16 PM
Does she know you are an adventure rock climber? Because I would mention that.

Also mention that you're an accountant. /mono
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lustindarkness

#54899
March 03, 2016, 02:34:45 PM
Nah, he can bypass talking about all that and just tell her about Languish.
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