The Off Topic Topic

[lustindarkness]

This is just a different way to visualize/say that you need to play in your own damn league.

I feel like you are relegating me to the farm team.

That's The Brain's territory.

[Tonitrus]

This is just a different way to visualize/say that you need to play in your own damn league.

I feel like you are relegating me to the farm team.

That's The Brain's territory.

Farmer's daughters? 

[celedhring]

Why are you making a diagram of my love life? 

[Valmy]

This is just a different way to visualize/say that you need to play in your own damn league.

I feel like you are relegating me to the farm team.

Ladies hate adventure rock climbers with middle class professional jobs?

[Monoriu]

Nah, they hate animetards, gaming nerds, boring, obese civil servants who can't tie their shoestrings without panting. 

[Admiral Yi]

Nah, they hate animetards, gaming nerds, boring, obese civil servants who can't tie their shoestrings without panting.

Have you considered loafers?

[Monoriu]

Nah, they hate animetards, gaming nerds, boring, obese civil servants who can't tie their shoestrings without panting.

Have you considered loafers?

It is now apparent to me that the shape of my feet is highly unusual.  They are thicker and wider than most.  It is rare for me to find a pair of shoes that fit.  I find that shoes with strings work best, because there is some room for me to make adjustments.  Loafers generally don't work because they either fit or they don't, and chances are, they don't. 

[CountDeMoney]

It is now apparent to me that the shape of my feet is highly unusual.  They are thicker and wider than most.

Must be all that extra musculature built up from years of turning on public sink faucets with your toes.

[DGuller]

It is now apparent to me that the shape of my feet is highly unusual.  They are thicker and wider than most.

Must be all that extra musculature built up from years of turning on public sink faucets with your toes.

Mono can't even bend his knees to take a shit.  What makes you think he can turn on faucets with his toes (which he hasn't seen in 20 years)?

[CountDeMoney]

What makes you think he can turn on faucets with his toes (which he hasn't seen in 20 years)?

He's a Chinese tourist.  Duh.

[Eddie Teach]

A Chinese tourist who uses his arms to ascend stairs. I think the water faucets are safe.

[lustindarkness]

Didn't we have a smoker grill thread? What is it called? I can't find it.

[Josquius]

I need to go somewhere to take advantage of some days off at easter.
Trouble is half of europe will be closed for easter.
And travelling is expensive when everyone wants to.
Nonetheless I found some cheap 60 franc flights to Istanbul. Woo!
Hey wait....it goes via Kiev......
So I checked about going to Kiev the same day- 120 francs.
I'd heard of this sort of thing before but its the first I've seen it. Crazy.

[Eddie Teach]

You could always miss your connecting flight...

[DGuller]

You could always miss your connecting flight...

Or maybe you will miss your connecting flight to Istanbul unless you pay a transfer fee of 200 franks while in Kiev.