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Sheilbh

#46935
February 11, 2015, 11:18:09 AM
DSK's trial is starting. It's the Frenchest thing ever. He attended sex parties 'rarely' because he was focusing on his political career.

Today, on sex workers attending these sex parties, 'they are like flying fish, they exist but you do not see them often' :blink:
Let's bomb Russia!

Duque de Bragança

#46936
February 11, 2015, 11:44:29 AM
Well, it's DSK. He thinks he's handsome so women flock to him. He does not like prostitution, he's a libertine, and so on...

The Larch

#46937
February 11, 2015, 01:29:07 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on February 11, 2015, 11:18:09 AM
DSK's trial is starting. It's the Frenchest thing ever. He attended sex parties 'rarely' because he was focusing on his political career.

Today, on sex workers attending these sex parties, 'they are like flying fish, they exist but you do not see them often' :blink:

Also, he didn't attend orgies often, only like 3 or 4 times per year.  :lol:

derspiess

#46938
February 11, 2015, 02:59:47 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#46939
February 11, 2015, 03:07:29 PM
That story sounded plausible until they made eye contact passing each other on the highway.  WTF?  Keep your eyes on the road lady!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

#46940
February 11, 2015, 03:19:45 PM
The best part of room mate horror stories is that the teller of the tail is often as bad as the person they're bitching about.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

#46941
February 11, 2015, 03:25:35 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 11, 2015, 03:19:45 PM
The best part of room mate horror stories is that the teller of the tail is often as bad as the person they're bitching about.

It would be truly horrible if one's room mate had a tail.  :yuk:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

#46942
February 11, 2015, 03:27:46 PM
Crazy cat ladies get no respect :(
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

frunk

#46943
February 11, 2015, 03:35:30 PM

derspiess

#46944
February 11, 2015, 05:24:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 11, 2015, 03:19:45 PM
The best part of room mate horror stories is that the teller of the tail is often as bad as the person they're bitching about.

With this one I like how the alleged villain had the gall to "steal" her own TV!
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#46945
February 11, 2015, 05:25:50 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#46946
February 11, 2015, 06:04:57 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#46947
February 11, 2015, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 11, 2015, 05:25:50 PM
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/ihtm-my-boyfriend-plagiarized-my-valentines-gift

Men are terrible :angry:

Sorry, but women who insist on dating men who spell it as "gorgeas" deserve everything they get, especially if it's plagiarism.

Malthus

#46948
February 11, 2015, 06:07:19 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 11, 2015, 05:24:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 11, 2015, 03:19:45 PM
The best part of room mate horror stories is that the teller of the tail is often as bad as the person they're bitching about.

With this one I like how the alleged villain had the gall to "steal" her own TV!

Well, taking heavy furniture items you own when you are out so your roommate can't use them obviously isn't "stealing", but it sure is disfunctional.

But yeah, both of them come across as not being the best at living together.  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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