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Eddie Teach

#46200
January 14, 2015, 11:42:11 PM
Give it to me baby. Uh huh uh huh.
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Ideologue

#46201
January 14, 2015, 11:42:51 PM
I'm guessing a lot of doggy style in her future.
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Eddie Teach

#46202
January 14, 2015, 11:45:47 PM
Or just turn the lights off.
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Ed Anger

#46203
January 14, 2015, 11:47:37 PM
Why did I click that?

:yucky:
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Ideologue

#46204
January 14, 2015, 11:48:11 PM
Lights off?  You mean Masturbating With Someone's Vagina?  Sure, you could do that.
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Jacob

#46205
January 14, 2015, 11:48:18 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 14, 2015, 11:33:39 PMSad thing is she looked nice otherwise.

Link?

Ideologue

#46206
January 14, 2015, 11:49:27 PM
Quote from: Jacob on January 14, 2015, 11:48:18 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 14, 2015, 11:33:39 PMSad thing is she looked nice otherwise.

Link?

Malthus provided a link.  I meant bodywise.
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alfred russel

#46207
January 15, 2015, 12:27:20 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 14, 2015, 11:33:39 PM


Sad thing is she looked nice otherwise.

How can you tell? You can't see her face, her butt, or her boobs? I mean, you can't see her personality?
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Liep

#46208
January 15, 2015, 05:57:05 AM
Most common names in Denmark in age brackets. :bowler:

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jimmy olsen

#46209
January 15, 2015, 06:15:40 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 14, 2015, 12:49:14 PM
Tattoo for anime fans (WARNING: NSFW!):

http://images.totalbeauty.com/content/photos/crazy-tattoos-02.jpg

Most offensive tattoo ever? Possibly.  :D
:o That's more horrible than anything I could have possibly imagined!  :yuk: :x
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Eddie Teach

#46210
January 15, 2015, 06:55:46 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 15, 2015, 06:15:40 AM
:o That's more horrible than anything I could have possibly imagined!  :yuk: :x

Now imagine it was a real baby that was sewn together with the woman a la Human Centipede.
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Syt

#46211
January 15, 2015, 06:58:51 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 15, 2015, 06:15:40 AM
:o That's more horrible than anything I could have possibly imagined!  :yuk: :x

Well, there were (possibly photoshopped) images of a woman with a Homer Simpson tattoo where the labia formed the mouth. I'd imagine sex with that construct would look a bit like Homer giving you a blowjob.
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Caliga

#46212
January 15, 2015, 07:38:45 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 15, 2015, 06:15:40 AM
:o That's more horrible than anything I could have possibly imagined!  :yuk: :x
Relax.  You could just do her from behind. :)
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Ideologue

#46213
January 15, 2015, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 15, 2015, 12:27:20 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 14, 2015, 11:33:39 PM


Sad thing is she looked nice otherwise.

How can you tell? You can't see her face, her butt, or her boobs? I mean, you can't see her personality?

Sure you can.  She's skinny.
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Malthus

#46214
January 15, 2015, 08:47:07 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 15, 2015, 07:38:45 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 15, 2015, 06:15:40 AM
:o That's more horrible than anything I could have possibly imagined!  :yuk: :x
Relax.  You could just do her from behind. :)

We don't know what she has tattooed on her ass.  :P
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