The Off Topic Topic

[Grey Fox]

It's over. Target couldn't stomach what it took Walmart 10 years to adapt to & is closing all their Canadian stores.

I'm sad, I liked shopping there on Black Fridays.

[HVC]

That's more horrible than anything I could have possibly imagined! 

Relax.  You could just do her from behind.

We don't know what she has tattooed on her ass. 

probably tentacles

[Maladict]

We don't know what she has tattooed on her ass. 

Probably something shitty.

[MadImmortalMan]

In my wife's family there are two separate sets of twins in which one twin is straight and the other is gay. Identical twins in both cases. Is that a freak thing or is it common?

[CountDeMoney]

In my wife's family there are two separate sets of twins in which one twin is straight and the other is gay. Identical twins in both cases. Is that a freak thing or is it common?

The porn possibilities are endless.

[DontSayBanana]

Playing with a name generator trying to come up with a name for DC Universe Online, and I stumble on this gem:

My superhero name is:
Uber Fly

An accident in a laboratory resulted in you gaining amazing skills and strengths - but also means that a secret government organisation is out to kill you! You must keep your identity hidden, whilst also using your powers for good!

Super-Strength - Your powers mean you're now the strongest person alive, able to hurl cars at fleeing bad guys, knock over buildings with your bare hands, and accidentally wrench doors off their hinges at every opportunity.

and...

Vomiting Clothes-Dissolving Liquid - You have the ability to vomit liquid that immediately dissolves the clothes of anyone you happen to be fighting. Nobody knows exactly why you do this...
Now, you protect Otisburg from experimental street theatre, while also battling the evil plans of The Accountant!

Most of the rest are typical fare, but this one seemed particularly Languish-worthy.

[The Brain]

Playing with a name generator trying to come up with a name for DC Universe Online, and I stumble on this gem:

My superhero name is:
Uber Fly

An accident in a laboratory resulted in you gaining amazing skills and strengths - but also means that a secret government organisation is out to kill you! You must keep your identity hidden, whilst also using your powers for good!

Super-Strength - Your powers mean you're now the strongest person alive, able to hurl cars at fleeing bad guys, knock over buildings with your bare hands, and accidentally wrench doors off their hinges at every opportunity.

and...

Vomiting Clothes-Dissolving Liquid - You have the ability to vomit liquid that immediately dissolves the clothes of anyone you happen to be fighting. Nobody knows exactly why you do this...
Now, you protect Otisburg from experimental street theatre, while also battling the evil plans of The Accountant!

Most of the rest are typical fare, but this one seemed particularly Languish-worthy.

Be careful, DG is tough.

[Syt]

My superhero name is:
Wing Mask
As a child, you were obsessed with aeroplanes and the idea of building your own wings. Unfortunately, as an adult your prototype experiment failed disastrously leading to a near-tragic accident! However, in the wake of the experiment, you've also discovered a strange and wondrous new ability!

Flight - Your powers give you the ability to fly through the air at near-supersonic speeds!

Now, you protect Seattle from zombies, while also battling the evil plans of Butcher Brisbane!

[Tamas]

In my wife's family there are two separate sets of twins in which one twin is straight and the other is gay. Identical twins in both cases. Is that a freak thing or is it common?

Doesn't that very strongly imply that homosexuality is not genetical?

[Caliga]

Maybe one is in the closet?

[Tamas]

Maybe one is in the closet?

fair point

[derspiess]

In my wife's family there are two separate sets of twins in which one twin is straight and the other is gay. Identical twins in both cases. Is that a freak thing or is it common?

Dunno, but that gay NBA player's twin is straight.

[CountDeMoney]

My superhero name is:

Doctor Fire

You were a professional fire-fighter dedicated to saving lives - until a dramatic conflagration in a chemical factory changed your life forever! Transformed by your experience, you must now learn to control your dangerous new powers, while keeping them secret from those you care about...

Pyrokinesis - You have the power to control and manipulate fire, and can even create your own balls of superheated flame!

Now, you protect Roswell, New Mexico from bicycle thieves  , while also battling the evil plans of Domino Bones!

I have a tough enough time taking shit out of the oven, let alone deal with fire. 

[Habbaku]

In my wife's family there are two separate sets of twins in which one twin is straight and the other is gay. Identical twins in both cases. Is that a freak thing or is it common?

Doesn't that very strongly imply that homosexuality is not genetical?

Just because they share the same genetics doesn't mean they develop in the same way because of those genetics.  So, no.

[garbon]

My superhero name is:

Doctor Fire

You were a professional fire-fighter dedicated to saving lives - until a dramatic conflagration in a chemical factory changed your life forever! Transformed by your experience, you must now learn to control your dangerous new powers, while keeping them secret from those you care about...

Pyrokinesis - You have the power to control and manipulate fire, and can even create your own balls of superheated flame!

Now, you protect Roswell, New Mexico from bicycle thieves  , while also battling the evil plans of Domino Bones!

I have a tough enough time taking shit out of the oven, let alone deal with fire. 

Okay but look at my questionable one...

The White Synapse

A close encounter with a meteor transformed you in unexpected ways! Now, you have gained superpowers that grow with power every day, and which help you fight back against the evils of the human world!

Empathic - You have the ability to both sense and control the emotions of anyone around you!

Now, you protect Barcelona from violent husbands, while also battling the evil plans of The Laughing Policeman!