The Off Topic Topic

[mongers]

Hmm, I draw the line at frozen pizza, especially as I can typically make one in 10-12 minutes. 

[Ideologue]

Cost: 48 pounds.

[Habbaku]

In fairness, though, Little Caesar's has really declined.  Worth $5?  Yes.  Actively good?  Not especially.

Some of their special pizzas are very good.

[Ed Anger]

Actually, I forget, I'm on a board full of fucking snobs, who'd turn their nose up to Little Caesar's or Pizza Hut pizza, and would only ever eat artisanal crap with localvore veggies and meat from an endangered species of boar, made by the Mario Bros., Brooklyn, NY, and only while standing next to the open oven.

Edit to add: and they'd wash it down with an $18 bottle of specialty beer.

I'm lucky to get hot food at all.

[Ideologue]

I'd give you a footlong toasted Subway Veggie Max sandwich, depending on whether your unit met your quota for riveting airplane wings today.

[Ed Anger]

Veggie? I'd rather starve.

[Eddie Teach]

Roast beef or Strike!

[Norgy]

There are some brands of frozen pizza that are pretty good. Ristorante is nice.

No, no, it's not. It's slightly less horrible.

If you live alone, the first thing to do is learn to cook. Cooking not only ensures you decide your own menu each week, but it's strangely relaxing and task-based.

[Sheilbh]

There are some brands of frozen pizza that are pretty good. Ristorante is nice.

No, no, it's not. It's slightly less horrible.

If you live alone, the first thing to do is learn to cook. Cooking not only ensures you decide your own menu each week, but it's strangely relaxing and task-based.

Yep. And you can use it for seduction, or more often accidental colossal over-feeding followed by regret.

[Norgy]

Yep. And you can use it for seduction, or more often accidental colossal over-feeding followed by regret.

I usually blame the industry for not catering to single people when I do the latter. 
The first part, well, it works. 

[Sheilbh]

'I had no idea tartiflette would be so heavy...'

[Eddie Teach]

the first thing to do is learn to cook.

Step 1- Put water in a pot.
Step 2- Boil the water.
Step 3- Put hot dogs in boiling water.
Step 4- Pull hot dogs out and place on bun.
Step 5- Add ketchup and mustard.

How I made dinner this evening. 

[Admiral Yi]

I usually broil tube steak.

[Ideologue]

Is tube steak a real thing?  I thought it was like a hot beef injection.

[Admiral Yi]

It can refer to either a hotdog or a trouser snake.