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Malthus

#24690
March 21, 2013, 08:26:54 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on March 21, 2013, 12:57:34 AM
Why was he blinded by a bear?

Tried to pull a Brain with the wrong bear.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

mongers

#24691
March 21, 2013, 09:05:10 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 21, 2013, 06:50:55 AM
Testifying before a committee in the Maryland General Assembly today.  Going to give them the "what-fer, I say" on a bill that's up that could finance the county's support for NPO animal shelter volunteer programs.

:thumbsup:

Good luck with that.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

garbon

#24692
March 21, 2013, 10:21:38 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#24693
March 21, 2013, 10:37:27 AM
According to the portuguese government i'm a bastard. well that was a waste of a day.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Admiral Yi

#24694
March 21, 2013, 10:38:31 AM
Quote from: HVC on March 21, 2013, 10:37:27 AM
According to the portuguese government i'm a bastard. well that was a waste of a day.

You spent a whole day asking the Portagee government if you're a bastard?

Malthus

#24695
March 21, 2013, 10:38:52 AM
Quote from: HVC on March 21, 2013, 10:37:27 AM
According to the portuguese government i'm a bastard. well that was a waste of a day.

Hell, we could have told them that.  :P

But seriously ... WTF?
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

#24696
March 21, 2013, 10:42:40 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 21, 2013, 10:38:52 AM
Quote from: HVC on March 21, 2013, 10:37:27 AM
According to the portuguese government i'm a bastard. well that was a waste of a day.

Hell, we could have told them that.  :P

But seriously ... WTF?
My parents marriage was never registered there, even though they sent the paper work when they got married. No one ever bother to check up,why would you really, it serves no purpose until 30 something years later when i decide to get my portuguese citizenship and find out i can't. i'll have to register their marriage first.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

#24697
March 21, 2013, 10:43:42 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 21, 2013, 10:38:31 AM
Quote from: HVC on March 21, 2013, 10:37:27 AM
According to the portuguese government i'm a bastard. well that was a waste of a day.

You spent a whole day asking the Portagee government if you're a bastard?
lol no, went to the embassy where they were nice enough to tell me after a three hour wait.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Admiral Yi

#24698
March 21, 2013, 10:47:24 AM
Why would you not qualify for Portagee citizenship if you're a bastard?

Why the hell would you want Portagee citizenship?  They're going to draft you and send you to die in Mozambique man.

garbon

#24699
March 21, 2013, 10:48:35 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 21, 2013, 10:47:24 AM
Why would you not qualify for Portagee citizenship if you're a bastard?

Why the hell would you want Portagee citizenship?  They're going to draft you and send you to die in Mozambique man.

Well won't he have free roaming rights in EU?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

#24700
March 21, 2013, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 21, 2013, 10:48:35 AM
Well won't he have free roaming rights in EU?

I was being a smidge ironic grab.

garbon

#24701
March 21, 2013, 10:51:44 AM
I think it is a legit question about wanted to be legally associated with Portugal. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

#24702
March 21, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
You're running hot and cold grab.

You thinking about pulling up stakes hillary?

garbon

#24703
March 21, 2013, 10:53:31 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 21, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
You're running hot and cold grab.

Why thank you.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#24704
March 21, 2013, 10:56:41 AM Last Edit: March 21, 2013, 10:58:37 AM by HVC
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 21, 2013, 10:47:24 AM
Why would you not qualify for Portagee citizenship if you're a bastard?

Why the hell would you want Portagee citizenship?  They're going to draft you and send you to die in Mozambique man.
My birth certificate says my parents were married at my time of birth. Portuguese records say they were never married. So, no citizenship. As for why, free health care when and if a go to portugal again, ability to work in most european countries should i decide to, just for shits and giggle, and to give the same opportunities to my kids if they ever want it.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.
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