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11B4V

#24255
March 12, 2013, 11:16:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 12, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
Just saw Candie Bergen on SNL. Girl is looking rough. :(
Was a hottie in The Wind and the Lion
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Razgovory

#24256
March 12, 2013, 11:16:28 PM
I hate those new light bulbs.  They don't fit my old lamp!  I just broke one trying to screw it in. <_<   Now I'm covered in mercury vapor.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#24257
March 12, 2013, 11:17:32 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 12, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
Just saw Candie Bergen on SNL. Girl is looking rough. :(

It's called "age".  It does that.

garbon

#24258
March 12, 2013, 11:20:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 12, 2013, 11:17:32 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 12, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
Just saw Candie Bergen on SNL. Girl is looking rough. :(

It's called "age".  It does that.

I know. It's just that she looked so different 5 years ago that I wasn't expecting such a change. -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Phillip V

#24259
March 13, 2013, 12:57:19 PM
Two plainclothes NYC policemen kill a 16-year-old boy. Autopsy finds that the kid was shot 3 times in the back. :hmm:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/14/nyregion/teenager-killed-by-new-york-police-was-shot-7-times.html

Liep

#24260
March 13, 2013, 01:14:14 PM
Why is it only women who are killed by trucks turning right without seeing the cyclists?
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

garbon

#24261
March 13, 2013, 01:19:33 PM
Quote from: Liep on March 13, 2013, 01:14:14 PM
Why is it only women who are killed by trucks turning right without seeing the cyclists?

:mellow:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Liep

#24262
March 13, 2013, 01:22:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2013, 01:19:33 PM
Quote from: Liep on March 13, 2013, 01:14:14 PM
Why is it only women who are killed by trucks turning right without seeing the cyclists?

:mellow:
Ehm.. we have one of those about each week, and it's never men who are being run over.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Grey Fox

#24263
March 13, 2013, 01:30:21 PM
Quote from: Liep on March 13, 2013, 01:14:14 PM
Why is it only women who are killed by trucks turning right without seeing the cyclists?

man acknowledge the truck, slow down & let him turn while the women just ignore all traffic?

All cyclists must die.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Liep

#24264
March 13, 2013, 01:33:04 PM
But that would imply that all men have good awareness in traffic. That is not the case.

I saw a man with a child on his bike cross a red light, turn unto the sidewalk narrowly missing an old lady and then turn left. Sure, he wasn't killed, but a part of me hoped he would at least have broken something. :(

Also, several other cyclists had to break to not hit him.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

garbon

#24265
March 13, 2013, 01:37:55 PM
Quote from: Liep on March 13, 2013, 01:22:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2013, 01:19:33 PM
Quote from: Liep on March 13, 2013, 01:14:14 PM
Why is it only women who are killed by trucks turning right without seeing the cyclists?

:mellow:
Ehm.. we have one of those about each week, and it's never men who are being run over.

First, I found the sentence confusing to parse and then when I did - found it unlikely to be true.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

frunk

#24266
March 13, 2013, 03:13:12 PM
I parsed it as there are gunmen that kill women when trucks turn right despite cyclists being used as impromptu traffic signals.

Admiral Yi

#24267
March 13, 2013, 03:18:30 PM
In Denmark most cyclists who are killed by trucks turning right are women.

Which is wacky.  But Danes don't lie.

garbon

#24268
March 13, 2013, 03:20:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2013, 03:18:30 PM
In Denmark most cyclists who are killed by trucks turning right are women.

Which is wacky.  But Danes don't lie.

That's pretty generous given that he said "only" and later followed up that it is never men.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

#24269
March 13, 2013, 03:25:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2013, 03:20:39 PM
That's pretty generous given that he said "only" and later followed up that it is never men.

That's even wackier, but this new evidence in no way diminishes your homosexuality.
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