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Neil

Quote from: Jaron on January 17, 2013, 11:42:09 PM
I got invited to a meeting Tuesday on the condition I do not speak. <_<
Meat in the room, eh?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

The Brain

Quote from: Jaron on January 17, 2013, 11:42:09 PM
I got invited to a meeting Tuesday on the condition I do not speak. <_<

Do they know what you're thinking and don't need your reasons? You telling them hurts them?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

I experienced a true miracle.  The third leg of my flight from Cedar Rapids to Sacramento was on Air Alaska, and there was one hott stewardess on the flight.  I haven't seen an attractive stewardess since I was flying back from Amsterdam to the States on KLM in 88 and their was a trainee working her first flight.  The Air Alaska chick looked a little like the evilbot in Terminator III.

Phillip V

Is there anything legal that US-based airlines can do to make its stewardesses more attractive again? Right now, I can only expect hot stewardesses from Asian and Arabic airlines.

The Brain

Quote from: Phillip V on January 19, 2013, 03:26:20 AM
Is there anything legal that US-based airlines can do to make its stewardesses more attractive again? Right now, I can only expect hot stewardesses from Asian and Arabic airlines.

Hire more attractive ones?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

Can't do it.  Airlines are not allowed to use looks as a criteria.

The other part of the equation is that the job pays too well for the dinosaurs to quit.

The Brain

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 19, 2013, 03:42:12 AM
Can't do it.  Airlines are not allowed to use looks as a criteria.


Why not?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: The Brain on January 19, 2013, 04:07:32 AM
Why not?

Because if they did they could be sued for discrimination.

The Brain

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 19, 2013, 04:24:02 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 19, 2013, 04:07:32 AM
Why not?

Because if they did they could be sued for discrimination.

Less competent people can sue successfully for discrimination?

When will America realize that it is a Socialist hellhole?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

lustindarkness

I had an attractive stewardess on flight recently (last year), yes, they are rare these days.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

CountDeMoney

There's a sparkly glitterboi that works Air Tran out of BWI.  I've caught him on two flights.

The pre-takeoff instructions are chock full of spirit fingers.

HVC

Quote from: Jaron on January 17, 2013, 11:42:09 PM
I got invited to a meeting Tuesday on the condition I do not speak. <_<
god I wish I was invited to those kinds of meetings. I'm expected to talk and then do shit. I spent half of friday in different meetings. So I got more work on top of the shit I don't have enough time to do anyway.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 19, 2013, 03:04:32 AM
I experienced a true miracle.  The third leg of my flight from Cedar Rapids to Sacramento was on Air Alaska, and there was one hott stewardess on the flight.  I haven't seen an attractive stewardess since I was flying back from Amsterdam to the States on KLM in 88 and their was a trainee working her first flight.  The Air Alaska chick looked a little like the evilbot in Terminator III.
Since I fly a lot of Asian airlines this is not a problem for me. ^_^
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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lustindarkness

Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 19, 2013, 09:08:40 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 19, 2013, 03:04:32 AM
I experienced a true miracle.  The third leg of my flight from Cedar Rapids to Sacramento was on Air Alaska, and there was one hott stewardess on the flight.  I haven't seen an attractive stewardess since I was flying back from Amsterdam to the States on KLM in 88 and their was a trainee working her first flight.  The Air Alaska chick looked a little like the evilbot in Terminator III.
Since I fly a lot of Asian airlines this is not a problem for me. ^_^

Korean Air had some beauties. :yes:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Neil

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 19, 2013, 08:55:10 AM
There's a sparkly glitterboi that works Air Tran out of BWI.  I've caught him on two flights.

The pre-takeoff instructions are chock full of spirit fingers.
Yeah, I was going to say never mind the lack of hot women.  These days half the stewardesses are total faggots.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.