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[katmai]

Without Tim present to hate on, this forum would fall apart.

I have hate for most of you, this forum would be fine.

[Grey Fox]

And that is why you are part of the problem.

I am the white to your black, the love to your hate, the alpha to your omega, yang to your ying.

[Eddie Teach]

And that is why you are part of the problem.

I am the white to your black, the love to your hate, the alpha to your omega, yang to your ying.

So Katmai: completes you?

[CountDeMoney]

There's only one stat that matters, and it needs to be stopped.

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Someone has to start the conversations, you sure as shit ain't going to do it.

Seedy's next in the list. He cut himself out. 

 

[mongers]

Old but good series about the traditions of 'British Army' regiments, this one has goats, chamberpots and a good anecdote about Churchill's early arrogant days in the 4th Hussars:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00jvbqm/In_the_Highest_Tradition_Episode_1/

[MadImmortalMan]

I needed a haircut today, so I started trimming all around and ended up trimming everything. Everything. Then I got Mrs MIM to cut my hair as usual.


Do the ladies prefer some fur or the waxed look?

[mongers]

I needed a haircut today, so I started trimming all around and ended up trimming everything. Everything. Then I got Mrs MIM to cut my hair as usual.


Do the ladies prefer some fur or the waxed look?

Must remember, "Honey, can you give me a 'haircut'"

[Sheilbh]

I kind of like the 19th century ceremonial of Presidential inaugurations.

Edit: On the other hand I hate the State of the Union. SEND A LETTER

[The Larch]

My parents have some kind of bug in their lemon trees that turns the lemons into deformed monstrosities. Check out this one (already being eaten by mold):





Quite  , if you ask me.

[Zanza]

My 103 year old great grandmother died. She was a really nice person and was quite active all the way to 101 years old. She told me that she had once met Reichspräsident Hindenburg.

[Caliga]

Sorry.   My great grandmother lived to be 100, and when she died it was like "wow, I was beginning to think it would never happen."

[jimmy olsen]

My 103 year old great grandmother died. She was a really nice person and was quite active all the way to 101 years old. She told me that she had once met Reichspräsident Hindenburg.

Sorry man.

[Barrister]

If someone lives to be 103 I don't know if "sorry" is really the right response.

I mean - it's more "she lived for 103 years.  That's a hell of a lot of living.  Well done granny. "

[Ideologue]

There's this guy at work named John Jones, so naturally I keep calling him "Martian Manhunter".  I'm starting to think it might annoy him, which makes me want to call him that even more for some reason.

[Ideologue]

Is there anything legal that US-based airlines can do to make its stewardesses more attractive again? Right now, I can only expect hot stewardesses from Asian and Arabic airlines.

Yeah, the problem is definitely them.  You should write a letter.